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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:26 am
by theavondon
ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.
Wait, that's like, doing it for you?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:29 am
by fishtankdork
ILF: spreading the theory of masturbation is bad to constantly bonered aroused guitarist one at a time.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:39 am
by ShaunNecro
theavondon wrote:ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.
Wait, that's like, doing it for you?
Lol, no. But that's what the internet brings to the table man. You show up with a boner and the internet gives you vorarephilia and futa.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:49 am
by Achtane
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:15 am
by Haki
Achtane wrote:
If the metal is etched, then yes.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:55 pm
by AngryGoldfish
ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.
But yeah, I've pretty much desensitized myself a lot, and I wasn't very sensitive to begin with. I am 2 days without,and I'm feeling pretty good so far. I'm starting to realize that I get aroused all the time as well, so that's got to be good!
Don't expect to completely go without. You'll give in eventually. Just try and wean yourself off it gradually. Cut out the weird stuff. Watch amateur stuff for a while, something that has a bit of, dare I say, romance to it.
Also, sedate, softcore pictures are good. This levels your imagination to a more natural state. Then when you're off the weird stuff every day or multiple times per day, come off porn altogether. It doesn't do you any good so why bother? Be happy with sex, your imagination and a few sexy pictures.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:25 am
by ChetMagongalo
I'm scared of bugs
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:43 am
by theactionindex
ChetMagongalo wrote:I'm scared of bugs
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:48 am
by tuffteef
dnt cum to straya
bugs will make a monkey out of you
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:46 am
by futuresailors
yr words. wut they mean?
Apparently when I was like 4 I used to have a big terrarium that I'd fill with various ground spiders. For reference, hold out your hand. Now add eight eyes and fangs.
I should be on the subway 15 minutes ago, but I'm still having my coffee.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:36 am
by psychedelicrelic
I enjoyed watching Insane Clown Posse Theater on Fuse today. I may not like their music so much but those clowns are funny as hell.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:31 am
by snipelfritz
psychedelicrelic wrote:I enjoyed watching Insane Clown Posse Theater on Fuse today. I may not like their music so much but those clowns are funny as hell.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:08 pm
by 01010111
Whenever I make eye contact with a girl and she immediately looks away I like to think she's thinking, "oh god, he's gorgeous! It's like looking into the sun." And that's why she looked away so abruptly.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:11 pm
by Achtane
I usually think "Aw man. I hope I don't look too rapey."
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:15 pm
by ChetMagongalo
I feel like a lot of people are uncomfortable with eye contact, which is too bad because I love eye contact