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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:25 am
by valentine1
Caesar wrote:valentine1 wrote:dubkitty wrote:i've been feeling physically crappy lately, so i slept like a motherfucker yesterday...i got up at 8, went back to sleep at 1, slept until 4, got up and ate, went back to bed, and slept until 8. i then got up, had some Pasta Roni, jammed with my roommate, fucked around on the computer for awhile, and went back to sleep at 11:30. and after getting up at 9 AM today, i could totally go back to sleep RIGHT NOW if i didn't have to drive Dan to his pre-op appointment in 20 minutes. i think i haven't gotten used to living with someone who isn't my partner...having someone else awake and rattling around the house makes me nervous and wakes me up/keeps me awake.
i live with my little brother and lately his new girlfriend seems to think that it's her house too... while i have a lot more issues with the girl than you do with your housemate, my brother sleeps in late, doesn't make much noise and generally does his own thing. she, on the other hand, invites her friends over and sits outside my bedroom smoking and drinking. it would be fine if her friends were hot because i'd try and bone them but they're not. they're noisy and obnoxious and eat all my food. rah.
just walk around naked, and when they go to eat your food say, "I had my dick on that."
that is a simple and elegant solution, i like it!
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:10 pm
by snipelfritz
Grrrr...My parents have turned irritating me into an artform.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:21 pm
by futuresailors
My building just turned off the water. While I was in the shower. With a head full of shampoo.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:34 pm
by dubkitty
futuresailors wrote:My building just turned off the water. While I was in the shower. With a head full of shampoo.
use a pitcher to scoop the water out of the toilet tank.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:37 pm
by D.o.S.
My back hurts, and its snowing outside but due to "responsibilities" I won't be able to hit the mountains, erm, "go to work" until Saturday.
Waaah.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:40 pm
by Achtane
I list my cab for sale and a day later some guy lists two of a similar cab for $100 each because he's "moving up to bigger cabs and just don't need these anymore".
FUCK YOUR GENEROUS PRICING.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:40 pm
by dubkitty
not the bowl, yo...the tank. seriously, if you're ever in a disaster area, that's one place to find safe, drinkable water.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:54 pm
by unownunown
foomanfat wrote:The girl I've totally fallen for likes someone else. I feel worthless over it. And so it goes.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:56 pm
by SPACERITUAL
snipelfritz wrote:Grrrr...My parents have turned irritating me into an artform.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:13 pm
by snipelfritz
SPACERITUAL wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Grrrr...My parents have turned irritating me into an artform.
F'realz. I've spent the last year and a half trying to find people to start a band with, and I've finally found a drummer who lives around here that I'm supposed to jam with in less than three hours. Of course, just before 6 am, my mom wakes me up just to say "I'd prefer if you didn't take the car out today, because there's snow and because I
might be feeling sick and need a ride home from work." At the time, I wasn't going to argue, I was thinking, "Oh sure whatever, now get out of here so I can sleep. It didn't sink in for a couple hours and now I'm majorly peeved." If it weren't their car I'd be using, I'd be out like a flash.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:24 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
actual conversation i had with a girl in my class. mind you, she has a skrillex haircut, but that's still no excuse to be this stupid:
girl: "hey, would you vote for ron jeremy?"
me: wait, what?
"i mean, i like him, but his foreign policies are kinda weird, idk"
do you mean ron paul?
"who?"
she honestly thought that either 1) ron jeremy was running for president or 2) ron paul's name is actually ron jeremy
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:28 pm
by theactionindex
Reminds me of the time I was talking to one of my friends and he confused the words 'falsetto' and 'fellatio'.
"DUDE. That guy sings fellatio like a pro."
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:41 pm
by unownunown
acoustic covers of my bloody valentine piss me off so much. i don't even know why. they just do. man. fuck you last.fm, you ruined my good mood. THIS PROJECT CALLED STILLGAZER IS COVERING SOMETIMES IN THE MOST UNINSPIRING WAY. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG. AND I ONLY HAVE ONE SOCK ON RIGHT NOW.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:47 pm
by SPACERITUAL
snipelfritz wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Grrrr...My parents have turned irritating me into an artform.
F'realz. I've spent the last year and a half trying to find people to start a band with, and I've finally found a drummer who lives around here that I'm supposed to jam with in less than three hours. Of course, just before 6 am, my mom wakes me up just to say "I'd prefer if you didn't take the car out today, because there's snow and because I
might be feeling sick and need a ride home from work." At the time, I wasn't going to argue, I was thinking, "Oh sure whatever, now get out of here so I can sleep. It didn't sink in for a couple hours and now I'm majorly peeved." If it weren't their car I'd be using, I'd be out like a flash.
I mean....my car was $50
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:56 pm
by warwick.hoy
Yup,...you need a beat her with a heat her.