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Quitting smoking is fucking horrible.

I hate cynics.

I hate pixar and dreamworks

Mudfuzz wrote:I hate pixar and dreamworks

Bro I'm about to choke a bitch. wtf do you mean you hate pixar?!?

wsas3 wrote:

Mudfuzz wrote:I hate pixar and dreamworks

Bro I'm about to choke a bitch. wtf do you mean you hate pixar?!?

I LOVE TORRENTING A BOOK AND THE ENTIRE 1ST CHAPTER IS MISSING.



Apparently Piracy doesn't pay,...but it's an $80 textbook and I'm not a student,....fuckamIgonnapayforatextbookthatIwannareadforpersonalenrichmentthisisalljustpartofaplanforthemantoholdmeback

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU WERE WRONG AND YOU ARE HUMBLED. it sucks. but it's also pretty okay.

I like how the rest of my family....this being my cousins, uncles, aunts, parents, brother etc etc, are not only rich and hooked up by my grandfather, but they recieve a $1000 check from him on christmas. I got a $20 bill. He doesnt even know how fucking old i am or what my middle name is. This is especially insulting as my middle name is HIS FUCKING NAME. We share a birthday as well, during which he always flys the rest of my family out to california and they ride around in his rolls royce and bullshit with other rich people. I usually get just drunk and occasionally make a suicide attempt. Still cant hear very well in one ear from the last one.



Oh btw this is all because im adopted and not actually part of the family in their eyes. Its the exact same on my moms side. IN FACT, two years ago when i was rushed to the hospital by an ambulance that i almost died in, noone came to the hospital for the entire two weeks i was there, nor did they call, write, email. FUCK my "family" man. Everytime i watch "i love you man" i can help but think that im going to be alot like that should i ever get married. There would probably be two people on my side...my mom and dad.

I've heard shit like that before, why the fuck are people so obsessed with the idea of only treating 'blood relatives' nicely? I wouldn't care if I couldn't say of a relative 'my sperm has aided in the existence of this person!'

SPACERITUAL wrote:I like how the rest of my family....this being my cousins, uncles, aunts, parents, brother etc etc, are not only rich and hooked up by my grandfather, but they recieve a $1000 check from him on christmas. I got a $20 bill. He doesnt even know how fucking old i am or what my middle name is. This is especially insulting as my middle name is HIS FUCKING NAME. We share a birthday as well, during which he always flys the rest of my family out to california and they ride around in his rolls royce and bullshit with other rich people. I usually get just drunk and occasionally make a suicide attempt. Still cant hear very well in one ear from the last one.



Oh btw this is all because im adopted and not actually part of the family in their eyes. Its the exact same on my moms side. IN FACT, two years ago when i was rushed to the hospital by an ambulance that i almost died in, noone came to the hospital for the entire two weeks i was there, nor did they call, write, email. FUCK my "family" man. Everytime i watch "i love you man" i can help but think that im going to be alot like that should i ever get married. There would probably be two people on my side...my mom and dad.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Oh btw this is all because im adopted and not actually part of the family in their eyes.

Wow. That's some real shit.

SPACERITUAL wrote:I like how the rest of my family....this being my cousins, uncles, aunts, parents, brother etc etc, are not only rich and hooked up by my grandfather, but they recieve a $1000 check from him on christmas. I got a $20 bill. He doesnt even know how fucking old i am or what my middle name is. This is especially insulting as my middle name is HIS FUCKING NAME. We share a birthday as well, during which he always flys the rest of my family out to california and they ride around in his rolls royce and bullshit with other rich people. I usually get just drunk and occasionally make a suicide attempt. Still cant hear very well in one ear from the last one.



Oh btw this is all because im adopted and not actually part of the family in their eyes. Its the exact same on my moms side. IN FACT, two years ago when i was rushed to the hospital by an ambulance that i almost died in, noone came to the hospital for the entire two weeks i was there, nor did they call, write, email. FUCK my "family" man. Everytime i watch "i love you man" i can help but think that im going to be alot like that should i ever get married. There would probably be two people on my side...my mom and dad.

Well, isn't South Carolina in the South?

Step 1: Make friends with female cousin
Step 2: Impregnate said cousin
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

The best part is that since you're not actually related, it's totes okay!

Nah the cousins here are kinda broke.


.....one is really hot though....maybe for spite?

Nothing says spite like fucking your cousin without a rubber.

D.o.S. wrote:Nothing says spite like fucking your cousin without a rubber.

Too true.