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some gems from the local CL:


Anal play...Can you gape your ass? - m4w (NW suburbs)
Looking for a female who is into anal and has gaping abilities.
I'm a good looking white male in my late 30's...
If interested, email me!
Serious replies only,
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


Toilet play - m4w (NW suburbs)
Hello,
This might be a long shot but I'm looking for a female that shares my fantasy/fetish. I'm into toilet type play...(1&2).
Me: white male late 30's, good looking.
Serious replies only, it's obvious when getting spam emails so don't waste my time..


Hi Looking for a mature Lady that has Herpes or is ok with me having infrequet outbreaks. I am 5 ft 10 175 lbs have a short beard 58 years young, out by the Anoka area. Would like to find a Lady for FWB or Hopefully LTR Love to hear from you soon

I'm 30, 8 inches, ddf, live in south mpls. looking for discrete nsa fun or fwb.
Gf won't suck my dick and has no sex drive. discretion is a must send face pic if interested.
dont care about looks/race, be a woman under 40. be ready/willing to blow me today. put if you swallow or not in subject line

What a time to be alive

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmpJUA1_8hI[/youtube]

Once you pop...

I forgot about tomcats, it's so bad but yet terribly funny. The line I remember is something about a shade on lipstick staying on your dick for a week.

imJonWain wrote:I forgot about tomcats, it's so bad but yet terribly funny. The line I remember is something about a shade on lipstick staying on your dick for a week.

The late 90s/ early 00s had a lot of cinematic genius.

We're on the same wavelength. I could write a book about "College Cinema" between 1998-2003. I would start with DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS and end with AMERICAN WEDDING. Some gems in that "movement", in regard to the MTV College segment, would be FREDDY GOT FINGERED, PUMPKIN, PROZAC NATION, and THE RULES OF ATTRACTION.

We can also discourse into the PG-13 rating with such masterpieces as LOSER and THE NEW GUY. VAN WILDER was rated R I think.

Interesting that youve bundled an Easton Ellis into that bracket.

I'm saddened that Glamorama never made that jump to celluloid.
It is genuinely hilarious.

Rules of Attraction has way more going for it than the others. Alas, I enjoy them all for one reason or another. Guilty plesure or whatever.

Its hard to feel like you've had a good enough time if the sensation of guilt is underwhelming.

vidret wrote:

01010111 wrote:
Gurl, I can fit my whole hand in a Pringles can. Just imagine what I can do for you

And I can't, so if 010101010 can't do it for you, i surely can.

Being able to fit your hand in a Pringles can just means you're a limp-dicked tiny-handed bitch baby.

I think guy is trying to turn it to an advantage

He went from Iron Man to Man with the Iron Fist

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAbWFlyNNFM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgqsIlYM3-s[/youtube]