The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[the_carl]

I really want to buy one o' them Squier Jaguars and put wide range humbuckers in it, but I can't decide between Olympic White and Sunburst. Because, like, white would look super cool at first with a mint or white guard, but sunburst looks really good once you beat it up and such. But then again poly finishes don't really do that so much. Or I could buy a korina explorer. I really like those for some reason. It's a good thing all of these are $300 or I probably would have bought one by now. $300 is like double my drunk spending limit or so. Plus I'm not even that drunk, as evidenced by my exemplary spelling. But still. DEM JAGS

[the_carl]

I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).

Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON

[alexa.]

I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).

Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON

high grannies > drunk grannies

[snipelfritz]

I really want to buy one o' them Squier Jaguars and put wide range humbuckers in it, but I can't decide between Olympic White and Sunburst. Because, like, white would look super cool at first with a mint or white guard, but sunburst looks really good once you beat it up and such. But then again poly finishes don't really do that so much. Or I could buy a korina explorer. I really like those for some reason. It's a good thing all of these are $300 or I probably would have bought one by now. $300 is like double my drunk spending limit or so. Plus I'm not even that drunk, as evidenced by my exemplary spelling. But still. DEM JAGS

Do it!

I've secretly wanted to have an explorer for a while, just so I can bust out teh shredz in really weird spots, like Daft Punk's Aerodynamic.

[RR Bigman]

had some nasty shit called Hell or High Watermelon.

Tasted awful. Made out with a chick almost as old as my mom. Had Chocolate wine. Dressed up like Katy Perry. It's been a great night. I think this is one of the few times I'd feel comfortable yelling YOLO at the top of my lungs in public.

[snipelfritz]

had some nasty shit called Hell or High Watermelon.

Tasted awful. Made out with a chick almost as old as my mom. Had Chocolate wine. Dressed up like Katy Perry. It's been a great night. I think this is one of the few times I'd feel comfortable yelling YOLO at the top of my lungs in public.

lol,

[Psyre]

Still sort of high from last night, now I'm at work (Staples) and they unblocked the web, so I am hoping my manager gets a report saying someone was browing at "ilovefuzz.com" and he goes on a weird porn witch hunt.

[Achtane]

I'm really drunk. There's nobody over.
Why don't you come by? You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can...buy a pizza...

[snipelfritz]

I'm really drunk. There's nobody over.
Why don't you come by? You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can...buy a pizza...

Shit, son. I got half an appetizer combo. Mozz stick, cheddar nuggets and a couple wings. Damn skippy. Let's do this; it's party time!

[delaydecay]

im drunk, and didnt spend any money, nor fuck a thing that wasnt meant to be fucked.

i say i did all right for myself on a friday night!

Texas shiner bock family reunion beer and wild turkey 101 is what ive been drankin'!

[spacelordmother]

nor fuck a thing that wasnt meant to be fucked.

family reunion

[kbit]

I think I'm too drunk to drive my grandma home (success/I'm awful).

Dude how did your grandma even get there then if she needs a driver? I'm going to go with the scenario that your grandma drove herself there and is now drunk as fuck and acting all cray and such and thus can no longer drive herself home, because this provides for me the greatest quantity of happiness compared to the other scenarios that I can currently think of. DRUNK GRANNIES SON

That would be a more fun scenario because the truth isn't that fun. Also, OLYMPIC WHITE > SUNBURST. EVERY. DAY.

Was supposed to go get drunk with friends tonight but work is conflicting with my plans. Boo. Might have a few drinks by myself... will surely update if such a thing happens.

[RR Bigman]

missed going to an early Halloween party because of flu like symptoms...so I got high as fuck on NyQuill...well more just like chill as fuck but whatever

[Achtane]

Dude, nobody's online, nobody's on ILF, friend couldn't hang out for very long tonight...WHAT IS THISSS I'M SO BOREDDDDD
Time to drink merlot straight from the bottle like a boss.
2011...THAT WAS A GOOD BATCH, GOOD YEAR INDEED. FINELY AGED. I CAN TASTE THE NOTES OF GROCERY STORE SHELVING.

[snipelfritz]

Dude, nobody's online, nobody's on ILF, friend couldn't hang out for very long tonight...WHAT IS THISSS I'M SO BOREDDDDD
Time to drink merlot straight from the bottle like a boss.
2011...THAT WAS A GOOD BATCH, GOOD YEAR INDEED. FINELY AGED. I CAN TASTE THE NOTES OF GROCERY STORE SHELVING.

Mmmmm, i love me some Pick'n'Save booze.

Actually, in Wisconsin every grocery store pretty much has a mini liquor store inside of it.

In other news, I got something added to my list of life experiences: Have a cop interrupt you having sex in a car. Also: Bragging about having just had sex on the internet. Not a terrible night.