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dubkitty wrote:PC bros are just annoying. MAGA dudes are an existential threat. kill them now.

Agreed 100%.

Achtane wrote:Papercuts or burning your fingers?

Burning your fingers. Burns are the worst.



Sniffing Butterbean's huge, sweat-soaked armpits or having to fight him for five rounds?


I tried to make that as much of a lose/lose scenario as possible.

Mudfuzz wrote:MAGA dudes or PC bros?

MAGA dudes are more likely to be armed, they're worse.

Achtane wrote:Papercuts or burning your fingers?

Papercuts heal faster.

Dogshit on the sidewalk or human shit on the sidewalk?

that's not even difficult. human poops are huge by comparison, and can also carry deadly diseases.

dubkitty wrote:that's not even difficult. human poops are huge by comparison, and can also carry deadly diseases.

Many questions attached to this answer, but I trust it

Being too warm or being too cold?

being too warm. if you're cold you can always add a layer or two, but there's an absolute limit to what you can take off. also, when you're cold you don't sweat and stink.

^^^That. Being too hot is the worst.

The best one I ever came up with was a random thing I tweeted and ended up hitting a nerve, haha:

How would you rather be tortured—"Crash into Me" or "Your Body is a Wonderland?"

It's a hard one.

oh, fucking hell. that's evil.

Your Body is a Wonderland. I fucking hate that song and the person that sings it.

Mayer or Matthews? as Mick Jagger so precisely put it in 1968, "a choice of cancer or polio."

Yeah I mean, John Mayer is really the true pinnacle of shittiness, so Your Body really seems like the logical winner at first. But then Dave Matthews brings that "hike up your skirt a little more—show your world to me" line and becomes a real rival in creepdom.

Hork.

to quote Mark E. Smith, "my cat says 'heeeeeeeee-yack."

people who youtube comment that their particular style of music is way better and underrated than all this untalented rap music making you not wanting to listen to that band ever again

vs.

people who won't shut up about a band you kinda like to the point where you hate every song they've ever produced

"I'm only 14 but I listen to music like this because it's true art unlike the music my friends listen to" followed by a circlejerk in the comments section.
And it's always on, like, the music video for "My Sharona".
"THUMBS UP IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY STILL MADE REAL MUSIC"

The lyrics to My Sharona are so ridiculously gross. I always wanna look up the motivation for that song whenever I hear it, but then I usually remember I don't give a shit.

i'm rather dubious that there was ever an actual girl called "Sharona." it sounds like a cross-breed between a soul singer and an off-brand cleaning fluid.