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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:18 am
by popvulture
I'm no doctor, but I've got a feeling that taint spasms are directly related to dick hiatus.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:44 am
by Iommic Pope
popvulture wrote:I'm no doctor, but I've got a feeling that taint spasms are directly related to dick hiatus.
So sig'ed.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:45 am
by odontophobia
Iommic Pope wrote:popvulture wrote:I'm no doctor, but I've got a feeling that taint spasms are directly related to dick hiatus.
So sig'ed.
lol.
fucking christ this thread is out of control.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:34 am
by Jwar
I've had a cramp in my taint before. Not cool.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:38 am
by popvulture
odontophobia wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:popvulture wrote:I'm no doctor, but I've got a feeling that taint spasms are directly related to dick hiatus.
So sig'ed.
lol.
fucking christ this thread is out of control.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:49 am
by D.o.S.
jwar wrote:I've had a cramp in my taint before. Not cool.
Guh.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:09 am
by $harkToootth
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Haven't fucked in three years (of course it's you that has me beat). Last time I was intimate, my gf at the time pushed my nose too hard into her pubic bone and it tickled so I wound up hysterically laughing while eating her giner. I had to stop because I was laughing so hard. I then quit, went upstairs and watched Under Seige Two: Dark Territory on TNT. She was upset cause I essentially female blue balled her. I broke up with her three days later.
I also farted really loud upon ejaculating once. Same thing, couldn't stop laughing.
Sex drive is more or less as dead as Tibet but I could go for one of those girls with hairy armpits, legs, and beaver.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:17 am
by Strange Tales
I'm just waiting for this day to finally happen for me:
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:30 am
by $harkToootth
You ar part of a cultural paradigm shift! Most people apparently prefer some sort of virtual porn now (1. I now Anime is different, my linkage is to fictitious realms 2. Can't site my source on that. Heard it on a podcast)
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:39 am
by Iommic Pope
So, when we can all CRISPR safely, legally and affordably, you guys will be getting the tentacles, or looking for the people with the tentacles?
Jwar, I heard a great way to ease taint cramp is to get that shit massaged with a tentacle.
$harkT is gangster as fuck.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:09 am
by popvulture
ILF dick threads: where CRISPR tentacle taint dreams come alive. Today on a very special Radiolab.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:13 am
by Achtane
I too had a ball ultrasound once. It was really interesting to watch. The lady doing it told me that in school, they trained their accuracy by using a toy horse immersed in gel. Which they stuffed up their butts. Just kidding. Am I?
It was an interesting breath of relief to discover that the gf also found the rape scene in Reanimator kinda hot. With the headless dudes and the evil tongue guy. If I play my cards right and trick her thoroughly enough, I might not die a weird, single loser.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:15 am
by Strange Tales
Yea but how does she feel about the tree rape scene in Evil Dead?
$harkToootth wrote:You ar part of a cultural paradigm shift! Most people apparently prefer some sort of virtual porn now (1. I now Anime is different, my linkage is to fictitious realms 2. Can't site my source on that. Heard it on a podcast)
Well I mean fuck that paradigm shift. Death to weebs. Unless you're talking about people that watch that 3D generated porn? That stuff is funny, can't imagine shootin skeet because of it though.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:17 am
by Invisible Man
Is there a single post (besides this one) in this thread that's not sig worthy?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:19 am
by Invisible Man
$harkToootth wrote:Haven't fucked in three years
giner