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Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:38 am
by rfurtkamp
The band has been dead since the Black album came out.

Instant sellout. Absolute horror.

To be honest, his marketing isn't much more ludicrous than I've seen but...I don't have a vested abject love for anything in particular and could care less who made it.

I am, however, still waiting to see if he does a Klone.

If so, what happens if we get Chank to rehouse it in one of his real ones?

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:09 am
by decomposing
such a maroon
I mean with scott's CT5 and all the farout designs coming out
a fucking tubescreamer?
lamesaucedude
he was the last one I kind of respected
in the horrible doc, he was the only one who stayed out of the drama
but he's in another world
and the one I'm in needs stronger weed
fuckall

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:00 am
by rfurtkamp
Farout designs don't sell in reasonable quantities.

Generic dirt pedals do all day long.

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:17 am
by Jwar
Someone should send him a Palisades, which is the ultimate Tube Screamer IMO. Shit would blow his mind.


See I think there's a level of pretentious that people may be missing. I don't think he's saying he's the first. I think he's saying he's famous and the guys that make pedals now aren't. So like a rock star god is going to make a pedal! WOAH!!! How original. It's like, so easy, we should just do it.

He's just going to pay some Chinese company to make everything. We all know this. LOL. He won't get his hands dirty. I mean look at that perm. Do you think that perm could handle getting dirty? I don't think so.

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:49 am
by D.o.S.
I will say that it's possible the wrong bit of marketing-speak was chosen, and that Kirk did not mean for his comments to come across so Ham(mett)fistedly.

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:51 am
by Strange Tales
Yea but I'm glad it did because I like making fun of Metallica.

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:21 pm
by popvulture
D.o.S. wrote:I will say that it's possible the wrong bit of marketing-speak was chosen, and that Kirk did not mean for his comments to come across so Ham(mett)fistedly.
Oh absolutely... this reeks of publicist speak. KH was probably off in one of his mansions, not giving it a thought. Bet he is now though! :lol:

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:25 pm
by aen
I challenged him to a Rock-off.
Currently winning




by default.
https://twitter.com/dwarfcraft/status/6 ... 2393150464

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:31 pm
by Chankgeez
Oh, snap, Dwarfcraftian shots fired. :snax:

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:47 pm
by gnomethrone
aen wrote:I challenged him to a Rock-off
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Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:55 pm
by casecandy
Kirk failed, but this thread won! #Profit

I guess now's as good a time as any to point out that Peter Green's Les Paul now belongs, just so regrettably, to Kirk.

Blues lawyers, where is your God now?

I suppose it's (stifles vomit) better than sitting unused in some climate-controlled facility.

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:44 pm
by casecandy
Ughghghgh fucking God though

All jokes aside, what a complete and total fuckwad

Like listen to this product description:
Conceived in the dark depths of Kirk Hammett’s mind and forged in the secret laboratories of KHDK, an iconic circuit has been perfected to achieve its full potential and create the ultimate tone, with all the control in your hands.
Really niqqa?! Like we had to go all the way down into the dark depths of your fucking mind to find a fucking Tubescreamer Clone?! I shudder to think of how little of value there is at the surface! GAWD

Also is he THAT clueless?! He's like "Herp derp this is the first VERSATILE Tubescreamer"

Let's compare

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Which one looks more versatile guys

Wow much versatile

Many douchebag

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:48 pm
by Chankgeez
casecandy wrote: niqqa?!
What is this word?

Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:51 pm
by decomposing
gnomethrone wrote:
aen wrote:I challenged him to a Rock-off
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PEWPEWPEW!
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Re: Kirk Hammett

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:51 pm
by rfurtkamp
It's from tha streetz, sir.

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