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So earnest, but so fucking wrong. You're like the mormons that show up on my doorstep trying to show me the light -- but with a worse soundtrack and more progeny that legitimately make me weep for the future of the human race.

Like I fully expect your children to grow up resentful of the fact that their whimsical fantasies were not allowed to flourish because you and your wife couldn't afford an NYU education for any/all of them. No offense but this is my soothsaying attempt.

And the kids you teach are destined towards mediocrity, which you are more than qualified to guide them towards, obviously. Pretend you have a Matamp on Twitter and you might as well have a real Matamp, right?

Sorry, that was rude.

I never said I have real Matamp... in fact, I said very vocally, I'm saving for a Verellen, and currently have a Vox Pathfinder 10. I even discussed the Pathfinder in some detail on ILDoom. I just admire the shit out of Matamps! That picture is taken from their official Facebook, it's pretty clear that it's not mine.

Most of your "burns" don't even make any fucking sense. Why the fuck would I send my kids to an American university? I'm Canadian. I'll send them to wherever they wanna go, McGill in all likelihood. And if they don't wanna go to college, that's totally their call to make. So long as they feel it's an informed decision. I'm already saving for my baby's college so I think I'll be able to cover the rest over the next eighteen fucking years.

You are so fucking mean and know nothing about me. It's extremely easy to take potshots at someone over the Internet.

I am not wrong. You cannot really be right or wrong about religion, can you? It's subjective. Your beliefs are your beliefs. Fuck, I'm tired of people who think they're right. Who think they're modern. Or edgy. Just believe what you believe without belittling others, ya dick

Really enjoying this convo BTW

D.o.S. wrote:Sorry, that was rude.

A little bit. But it's okay.

I got nothing on you.

I bet you like your lobster rolls just a plain grilled hotdog roll, mayo, and lobster, none of that clarified butter, chives, Connecticutt-style shit.

Yeah. You heard me

See, dude, that's the thing -- you're taking it too seriously.You have an open invitation to come get drunk with me whenever, but until then we're just going to shit talk on the internet. It's just shit -- it's just talking. You're still wrong/I'm still wrong but that has dick to do with our legitimate interaction in public.

Don't take this shit so seeeeeeeeeeerrriosuly. I'll love you even if/especially if you're a goddamn imbecile with Captain Crunch for ears.

You just gotta get more hostile and less serious, breaux.

Basically take all your bad feelings and put them into a 747-shaped plane and fly them into the big scary twin towers of emotional insecurity and internet-selfworth and watch that shit crumble to the ground while a hundred pitchfork reviewers cry out in pain only to be silenced in an instant.

D.o.S. wrote:See, dude, that's the thing -- you're taking it too seriously.You have an open invitation to come get drunk with me whenever, but until then we're just going to shit talk on the internet. It's just shit -- it's just talking. You're still wrong/I'm still wrong but that has dick to do with our legitimate interaction in public.

Don't take this shit so seeeeeeeeeeerrriosuly.

Well I thought the lobster roll comment was playful in nature

Fuck, I'm from the Maritimes, and spend a lot of time in Maine, too, but I live in the fucking subarctic
It's nice here. But there are no lobster rolls, donairs, uh, fuck, I'd take an Olive Garden TBH
Breadsticks.

But I'm going to Montreal in a month and I'll get smoked meat I guess
P.S. I think that OR120 sold

NOOOOO FUCK

Anyway:Too soon?

OK so A) I legitimately laughed out loud at the above given the juxtaposition of history and what was culturally relevant at the time and B) you are going to cross the border and get drunk with the US ILF collective at some point right?

LOL

This one's for you D.

D.o.S. wrote:you are going to cross the border and get drunk with the US ILF collective at some point right?

Oh, God, yes. Sometime. I have a complicated life in terms of being places at times. But it will happen.

As long as you dont show up wearing a sweatervest I'll cover the tab.