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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:34 am
by colin
What the fuck is going on with the low e string on the headstock of the yellow one? Some kind of range-extender to allow switching between drop d and normal tuning maybe?

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:29 am
by IEatCats
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Oh whatever dudes i love esp. I would gaze the fuck out of this thang
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I would play the shit out of that.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:11 am
by dubkitty
colin wrote:What the fuck is going on with the low e string on the headstock of the yellow one? Some kind of range-extender to allow switching between drop d and normal tuning maybe?
looks like the equivalent of the C extender that you sometimes see (no pun intended) on string basses. i love those ESPs...they're like Revenge Of The Teiscos.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:53 am
by ryan summit
usually when i see a yamaha sg
i get all giddy
not when a hippie gets a hold of one though
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bob weir sig
theres one on vt cl if anyone disagrees

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:34 pm
by Moustache_Bash
I love those old Ibby SGs! But the placement of the PUP selector on those would destroy my life.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:57 pm
by drehpehs
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a friend of mine had one of these.... It was her first guitar, she never played it.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:01 pm
by Achtane
I borrowed one of those from a friend before I had a guitar, but it just felt...
Holding it felt like watching a comedian completely die onstage. Just...really sad.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:04 pm
by ryan summit
that is an ibanez
sorry
my eyes are melting too
hmm
i wonder if the non sigs are any good
or cheaper than the yamahas

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:10 pm
by drehpehs
ryan summit wrote:that is an ibanez

It was this weird material too! Kind of like the back of an ovation, but a lot rougher.
and sooooo heavy, like geeze!

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:16 pm
by AngryGoldfish
backwardsvoyager wrote:Image
I'm severely Trypophobic and this freaks me out.

The guitar in the OP looks like the leg of a 80's spandex-wearing dancer in a club dancing to The Bee Gees.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:39 pm
by echodeluxe
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i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:32 pm
by trace
Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:11 am
by GardenoftheDead
My Xaviere jazzmaster is a piece of shit.

I'm trying to replace the bridge with a mustang I got from skully and I'm laughing at how terribly everything on this thing is routed.

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:05 am
by dubkitty
trace wrote:Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.
you're morally obligated to call it the SuperFly. :!!!:

Re: Worst production guitars ever...?

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:51 am
by Jero
GardenoftheDead wrote:My Xaviere jazzmaster is a piece of shit.
I'm trying to replace the bridge with a mustang I got from skully and I'm laughing at how terribly everything on this thing is routed.
Sucks. Not the first time I've heard complaints on those. My xaviere 335 copy is legit, though the trapeze bridge is slightly crooked. Can't tell you how many people have come over and seen that one thinking it was the nicest, while its sitting next to expensive esps and les pauls :facepalm: haha