Worst production guitars ever...?

[colin]

What the fuck is going on with the low e string on the headstock of the yellow one? Some kind of range-extender to allow switching between drop d and normal tuning maybe?

[IEatCats]

Oh whatever dudes i love esp. I would gaze the fuck out of this thang

I would play the shit out of that.

[dubkitty]

What the fuck is going on with the low e string on the headstock of the yellow one? Some kind of range-extender to allow switching between drop d and normal tuning maybe?

looks like the equivalent of the C extender that you sometimes see (no pun intended) on string basses. i love those ESPs...they're like Revenge Of The Teiscos.

[ryan summit]

usually when i see a yamaha sg
i get all giddy
not when a hippie gets a hold of one though

bob weir sig
theres one on vt cl if anyone disagrees

[Moustache_Bash]

I love those old Ibby SGs! But the placement of the PUP selector on those would destroy my life.

[drehpehs]

a friend of mine had one of these.... It was her first guitar, she never played it.

[Achtane]

I borrowed one of those from a friend before I had a guitar, but it just felt...
Holding it felt like watching a comedian completely die onstage. Just...really sad.

[ryan summit]

that is an ibanez
sorry
my eyes are melting too
hmm
i wonder if the non sigs are any good
or cheaper than the yamahas

[drehpehs]

that is an ibanez

It was this weird material too! Kind of like the back of an ovation, but a lot rougher.
and sooooo heavy, like geeze!

[AngryGoldfish]

I'm severely Trypophobic and this freaks me out.

The guitar in the OP looks like the leg of a 80's spandex-wearing dancer in a club dancing to The Bee Gees.

[echodeluxe]

i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS

[trace]

Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.

[GardenoftheDead]

My Xaviere jazzmaster is a piece of shit.

I'm trying to replace the bridge with a mustang I got from skully and I'm laughing at how terribly everything on this thing is routed.

[dubkitty]

Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.

you're morally obligated to call it the SuperFly.

[Jero]

My Xaviere jazzmaster is a piece of shit.
I'm trying to replace the bridge with a mustang I got from skully and I'm laughing at how terribly everything on this thing is routed.

Sucks. Not the first time I've heard complaints on those. My xaviere 335 copy is legit, though the trapeze bridge is slightly crooked. Can't tell you how many people have come over and seen that one thinking it was the nicest, while its sitting next to expensive esps and les pauls haha