How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Ive honestly never measured my dick before. I cant imagine just by looking at it that its over 6-7 inches. I don't really care though. I put it in and they cum unless i quickshot in which case i either fuck them again in 10-15 minutes during which they cum or they say something rude and i tell them to get the fuck out. Either way i hear no complaints that are warranted. I think way too many guys worry about pleasing women vis-a vis their dick size. All i can tell anyone is to just like your dick. If you like your dick, and fuck them like youre proud of it, as long as youre paying attention to their breathing/body posture, they are going to cum. Thats all that matters. Open/shut case. As long as they like what your dick does while its inside of them, theyll like the spec sheet.


As for me, i love my dick. I think its natures gift to whoever i give it to. If a girl doesnt cum its a communication problem rather than one with my dick, and ive fucked enough to know how to communicate so i can safely say its a problem with her. I honestly think that there are magical spirits that reside inside of my cock just like in my neighbor totoro. There should be a roadside shrine to my cock with an effigy of it wrapped in one of those lightning bolt rope things so that people can stop and pray to receive its blessing. If you dont think this way about your dick too, then theres your problem.

[ryan summit]

im not gonna even look at the poll options
unless one is "hung like a cricket"
i cant use any word with an "ong" at the end
o "on" "ang"
anything that implies substance
not only is it small
it melts like ice when exposed to body heat
fucking pathetic
thanks for reminding me
im gonna go fire up the pump one more time
before i kill myself
so at least the autopsy guys wont laugh at it

[kbit]

No separate polling for shower vs. grower or for girth?

Yah, girth is a highly relevant factor.

[tuffteef]

fat dixxx

[THEBEERHAMMER]

fat dixxx

[futuresailors]

dicks are so weird. we put way too much worry and value into something that we can't really change.

Historical perceptions are also interesting. Back in the day the Romans were all about tiny penises and wrote poems making fun of people who were too big. Martial VI.36, for example:

Your penis and your nose are so large, Papylus,
that you can smell it whenever you have an erection.

I'm not sure if that still counts as an insult overall today.

"YO DICK SO BIG IT HITS YOUR NOSE"

[Bassus Sanguinis]

fat dixxx

[Jwar]

Dudes....penis. That is all.

[Josh Pelican]

Can we please swordfight? I can smack things pretty hard with mine. Let's see if we can bruise each other.

[blindrabbit]

dicks are so weird. we put way too much worry and value into something that we can't really change.

Historical perceptions are also interesting. Back in the day the Romans were all about tiny penises and wrote poems making fun of people who were too big. Martial VI.36, for example:

Your penis and your nose are so large, Papylus,
that you can smell it whenever you have an erection.

I'm not sure if that still counts as an insult overall today.

GIven how I'm guessing ancient Roman dicks smelled, it was certainly an insult then

Consider that as a warning to all - no one likes a big smelly shaft.

[behndy]

ugh. CHEESE COCK.

[echodeluxe]

im gonna go aqhead and not discuss my wang.

[corpusjonsey]

No separate polling for shower vs. grower or for girth?

Yah, girth is a highly relevant factor.

Unless it is wider than it is long. Maybe put up a chode option?

[sonidero]

...Sha-la how long is your dong I really need to know..

I'm the only one who heard that?

How Long is your Dong
I really need to learn
Cause were living in a World of Fools
Breaking us down
When they all should Love our Dongs
They belong to you and me...


Bee Gees and Dong will always be synonymous from now on...

[blindrabbit]

ugh. CHEESE COCK.

Fetallatio