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Tried this last night and it was horrifyingly painful:

bridge pickup>wolf computer set super trebly>mxr bass octave>ring thing set to two octaves up with modulation approaching audible frequencies>kill kill filter (filter maxed gain halfway)

This was the most sonically assaulting thing I've ever experienced.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1oAUv-Azo[/youtube]

this makes me happy

Blackened Soul wrote:I think that as far as construction goes a sovtek muff could probably be used much like a rock or brick to hit people with while taking the least damage to the actual pedal.

i once praised the construction of the TC Flashback by saying that i could throw it at squirrels out in the yard without having to worry about anything but damaging the paint. however, for sheer durability, i'm going with my late 70s/early 80s Distortion+...not only has it survived with me for thirty years now, but it's just the right size and weight to throw at someone's head.

Yea, the old MXRs are probably the single best 'throw through a window' pedal ever designed!

i could probably even cause some damage, and i throw like a nine-year-old girl. thus, i play music rather than sports LOL.

I throw like a girl too.

Which is why I believe in the power of chemically-propelled lead.

rfurtkamp wrote:I throw like a girl too.

Which is why I believe in the power of chemically-propelled lead.

Sadly though that will never be as cool as a trebuchet.

Baby's favorite MP5K-PDW is pretty close, and well, it fits in my wheelchair.

Trebuchet doesn't!

My recipe for an ear-raping rig would be

MIC Epiphone Casino on bridge pickup, tone & volume on 10
Hotcake into Aquapuss into MT-2 into into PS-3
MIC AC30 Top Boost ch, tubed with JJ EL84, Siemens e83cc and/or Mazda silver plate ecc83
2x12 MIC Blues

Boost the the oscillating delay on a low time setting and shift it up 2 octaves into the dimed amp via expression pedal

Better have insurance....

Blackened Soul wrote:I think that as far as construction goes a sovtek muff could probably be used much like a rock or brick to hit people with while taking the least damage to the actual pedal.

i'd say an old chrome box Morley wah would be better, heavy duty power cable hard wired to it, could get a good swing on....

JohnnyC wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1oAUv-Azo[/youtube]

yep, if I ever wanna piss some one off I just turn on my Uglyface
unfortunatly I am banned from using it with the band, on threat off a drumstick enema

Dime the amp's treble, switch to bridge pickup and blast uber-dissonant chords filtering through a Harmonic Percolator, in to a SuperBolt (crazy-loud/bright), goosed by a Rangemaster.

TAKE. THAT.

im guessing you can hurl
a fuzzfzce or landmine
like greekgod discus style
or skip em on a pond
into swimming campers heads

rfurtkamp wrote:Yea, the old MXRs are probably the single best 'throw through a window' pedal ever designed!

and if you keep it plugged into the wall, you can wreel it back up when you decide how silly your rage just was

ryan summit wrote:im guessing you can hurl
a fuzzfzce or landmine
like greekgod discus style
or skip em on a pond
into swimming campers heads

i love you