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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:19 am
by behndy
Kellanium wrote:I think we need to slap a disclaimer on this thread that behndy cannot fuck everyone
you evil, sloppy, conniving SHE-DEVIL. totally stole my rhyme.
MEC wrote:unownunown wrote:I'M NOT A GIRL IT'S A TRICK
oh. oh MY. meow.
bigchiefbc wrote:I might have to go with Behndy though, just so I can hang out with the cuddly bastard. Goddamn I wish we weren't 3000 miles away from each other man. I would totally stalk you.
*super huge blushes*
i mean....... if it's ONE person...... Erukus is my little dooder crush forever, but it'd probably be BriBri? chained up to a workbench? with loads of pedal parts? and i'd offer him lube for the eventual Hunker Down Sessions in trade for delicious one-off SS/BS/DFAS pedals?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:23 am
by unownunown
and man, that picture is sooo old. my hair is much curlier nowadays without all the straightening and relaxing and shit. ALSO I GREW A BEARD SO I WOULD FIT IN.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:26 am
by Chankgeez
unownunown wrote: ALSO I GREW A BEARD SO I WOULD FIT IN.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:27 am
by behndy
.......... still interested. we could compare bounciness and become some horrible blonde-natural medusa CURL BEAST.
DAMN THIS BEAUTIFUL AND REWARDING RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH MY WIFE. DAMN IT TO HELL.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:30 am
by unownunown
YES, CURL BEASTS ARE THE BEST KIND!
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:35 am
by Noise...
Rygot wrote:theactionindex wrote:THE ENTIRE SHARK TANK.
Awwwww yeah.
Shark tank orgy?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:39 am
by IEatCats
Wait, unownunown is a GIRL?
Shit, I feel like I just joined that group of guys that just hits on women on the internet, because they have a single common interest.
MY POST WAS MADE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT A MAN. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONTINENCE.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:44 am
by Fuzzy Fred
I was really your first pick?
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:52 am
by SPACERITUAL
I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:54 am
by behndy
i also was unaware that UNKNOWABLE and KellanIUM32 were chickadees until they mentioned it.
and that is AWESOME.
Accidentally Appropriate Boners ROKK.
no offense.
Spacey - homie. you're just too obvious of a choice. it'd either be a wild, fluid EVERYwhere Rage Romp or like...... a surprisingly tender push and shove-it because you want to be cuddled and told how beautiful your eyes are every third thrust.
i'd be ok with either.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:58 am
by D.o.S.
I'm pretty sure you two getting all coitus'y would put Sherman's March to shame.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:58 am
by IEatCats
SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:00 am
by Scruffie
SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
Well I can't very well suggest you when i'm already inside you now can I...
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:01 am
by SPACERITUAL
IEatCats wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.
Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:03 am
by IEatCats
SPACERITUAL wrote:IEatCats wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.
BROS 4 LYFE.
