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Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:31 am
by Deltaphoenix
behndy wrote:hurm. didna konw that unownunown was a chicadee. always dug herrrrrrrrrrrrrrM?

SNEAKY COOTER COVER'ER'ER'ERS.

that's why i roll All Moose Knuckle, All The Time.


My old DeathMetal band had a song called Moose Knuckle.

Some of the lyrics that I remember are (Cookie Monster Growled, of course):

Can't you see that you're pants are too tight
that you're nuts are double-sized
I can see with my own 2 eyes
that your balls are strapped to your thighs.

Moose Knuckle, Southern Fashion
Mooose Knuckle, BALL STRANGULATION

Are you really too stupid to know
That you're sporting male camel-toe
Or do you like the way that it feels
to split your little stick and 2 pills


I can't remember more right now... We had many songs along these lines. Fetus Milkshake, Vomit Storm (Stand by Me pie eating contest inspired), UrineNation, Glory Hole Blues (getting dick bit off in a Glory Hole), Wrong-Hole Plunge, Bavarian Goggles (my balls on your eyes), on and on...

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:22 am
by behndy
you SILLY

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:01 pm
by oldangelmidnight
Did she ever get over demoing with the Vox and shitty guitars? I mostly don't watch them because I know they won't represent the way the pedals work on my gear.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:17 pm
by Holy Schnikes
Gearmond wrote:ILF is just a he man woman haters club unless you're kellanium or unownunwown, julie, or aenswife.

You're comparing love for contributing ILF members with hate for a consistent/shameless spammer. This logic is flawed.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:25 pm
by modernage
Holy Schnikes wrote:
Gearmond wrote:ILF is just a he man woman haters club unless you're kellanium or unownunwown, julie, or aenswife.

You're comparing love for contributing ILF members with hate for a consistent/shameless spammer. This logic is flawed.

This. Exactly this. She would have had zero problems here if every single one of her posts weren't "hey boooooyssss! Check out my new video."

I just thought it was irritating her assumption that we were expected to :drool: over here just because we had cocks and she had tits. Come on ladies, we're distinguished gentlemen here! :animal:

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:14 pm
by SPACERITUAL
modernage wrote:
Holy Schnikes wrote:
Gearmond wrote:ILF is just a he man woman haters club unless you're kellanium or unownunwown, julie, or aenswife.

You're comparing love for contributing ILF members with hate for a consistent/shameless spammer. This logic is flawed.

This. Exactly this. She would have had zero problems here if every single one of her posts weren't "hey boooooyssss! Check out my new video."

I just thought it was irritating her assumption that we were expected to :drool: over here just because we had cocks and she had tits. Come on ladies, we're distinguished gentlemen here! :animal:




That bitch was fat anyway...

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:27 pm
by alexa.
modernage wrote:
Holy Schnikes wrote:
Gearmond wrote:ILF is just a he man woman haters club unless you're kellanium or unownunwown, julie, or aenswife.

You're comparing love for contributing ILF members with hate for a consistent/shameless spammer. This logic is flawed.

This. Exactly this. She would have had zero problems here if every single one of her posts weren't "hey boooooyssss! Check out my new video."

I just thought it was irritating her assumption that we were expected to :drool: over here just because we had cocks and she had tits. Come on ladies, we're distinguished gentlemen here! :animal:

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:32 pm
by behndy
that.... is a very good point. Actual Member (heh. MEMBER) vs Spammy Whorings. only time i really noticed her was the one thread where she sorta blew up on folks. hope she's a'ight still.

Spacey likes anorexic bishes that look like boys with boobs. i can RELATE.

sadly, my wife is all pretty and feminine. DAMN IT. stoopid pretty layday.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:40 pm
by Seiche
maybe he likes girls his age. most girls don't have any curves at 12.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:07 pm
by Gearmond
because all the NGDs and demos y'all do TOTALLY aren't gear whoring, nope.

"yeah but the difference is we're not slutty about it"

1. yes you are. dont deny it.
2. slut shaming is bad mkay
3. we already established how she's schtick with substance, and if you dont like the schtick than just ignore it.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:11 pm
by theavondon
Gearmond wrote:because all the NGDs and demos y'all do TOTALLY aren't gear whoring, nope.

"yeah but the difference is we're not slutty about it"

1. yes you are. dont deny it.
2. slut shaming is bad mkay
3. we already established how she's schtick with substance, and if you dont like the schtick than just ignore it.


We're not selling t-shirts?

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:17 pm
by SPACERITUAL
theavondon wrote:
Gearmond wrote:because all the NGDs and demos y'all do TOTALLY aren't gear whoring, nope.

"yeah but the difference is we're not slutty about it"

1. yes you are. dont deny it.
2. slut shaming is bad mkay
3. we already established how she's schtick with substance, and if you dont like the schtick than just ignore it.


We're not selling t-shirts?





BAM. READY TO SCRAP LIKE MIKE TYSON WITH HIS LICENSE BACK. PUNK BIIIIIIAAAAAA

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:21 pm
by aens_wife
To be perfectly honest, I actually am selling t-shirts.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:27 pm
by theavondon
aens_wife wrote:To be perfectly honest, I actually am selling t-shirts.


Well, and pedals.

Re: Fuzzboxgirl charity sale

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:29 pm
by SPACERITUAL
theavondon wrote:
aens_wife wrote:To be perfectly honest, I actually am selling t-shirts.


Well, and pedals.




And also we know you actually exist.