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fuck bitches who cancel shit after they set up plans and just ignore you. its like fuck you. just fuck you

Fuzzy Fred wrote:its like fuck you. just fuck you

Isn't that the goal?

but yeah, fuck that BS.

ad verbatim conversation

Her: "So, I really like you, but I don't want to keep doing these 'mixed signals' things, and there's another guy I've been talking to, and I'm gonna go see him in a few days. I just wanted to let you know, face to face, because I respect you."

Me: "Well, I really like you, and I only want to be with you, to be honest, so I'm gonna go fuck off then."

Ask her to marry you.

I don't get the "process of elimination to see who I go out with" thing.

Achtane wrote:I don't get the "process of elimination to see who I go out with" thing.

I approach it from more of a shotgun angle.


er, That is planting as many seeds as possible.


er, I mean seeking out as many opportunities as I can until things pan out in one of them. I'm not talking about getting people pregnant. That's not a good strategy at all.

Oh great so my medications which used to only be like $40 for the generic without insurance have suddenly risen to several hundred dollars. Fantastic.

Achtane wrote:I don't get the "process of elimination to see who I go out with" thing.

THIS.

i guess at least she told you outright instead of being (even more of) a cunt about it. relationships are stupid anyway. just focus on pedals instead. I HEARD SPUNX'S NEXT CREATION WILL HAVE AN ONBOARD FLESHLIGHT.

unownunown wrote:

Achtane wrote:I don't get the "process of elimination to see who I go out with" thing.

THIS.

i guess at least she told you outright instead of being (even more of) a cunt about it. relationships are stupid anyway. just focus on pedals instead. I HEARD SPUNX'S NEXT CREATION WILL HAVE AN ONBOARD FLESHLIGHT.

Still pretty sure I'm hangin' up the soldering iron for a bit.

i just had an awful dream... way to go before a shitty exam, i¨m still a bit shaking

i had a beautiful little kitty who was being chased around my grandma's appartment by spiders, quite huge ones, that wanted to eat him/her. So i'd sleep and he/she would come to me and snuggle and purr and i'd wake up and see this beautiful kitty and then three 8" spiders crawling over the edge of my bed... and stuff like that

i think we've won in the end... we killed the spiders, but it was disgusting and i wanted to cry after waking up

i've never feared spiders. I don't really like insects as a whole, but no real fear

McSpunckle wrote:

unownunown wrote:

Achtane wrote:I don't get the "process of elimination to see who I go out with" thing.

THIS.

i guess at least she told you outright instead of being (even more of) a cunt about it. relationships are stupid anyway. just focus on pedals instead. I HEARD SPUNX'S NEXT CREATION WILL HAVE AN ONBOARD FLESHLIGHT.

Still pretty sure I'm hangin' up the soldering iron for a bit.

NOW THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING PAGE.

NEEDS MORE HUGS.

DarkAxel wrote:i just had an awful dream... way to go before a shitty exam, i¨m still a bit shaking

i had a beautiful little kitty who was being chased around my grandma's appartment by spiders, quite huge ones, that wanted to eat him/her. So i'd sleep and he/she would come to me and snuggle and purr and i'd wake up and see this beautiful kitty and then three 8" spiders crawling over the edge of my bed... and stuff like that

i think we've won in the end... we killed the spiders, but it was disgusting and i wanted to cry after waking up

i've never feared spiders. I don't really like insects as a whole, but no real fear

Gross. Once I dreamed about these spiders that wouldn't die no matter how hard you stomped them. Which was a gross act itself, 'cause they were fucking huge.

The last bad dream I remember, the roof was leaking all throughout the house, everything was a wreck. I had set up all kinds of improvised shit to catch the water but it was just no match for the volume of it.
My mom came into the room, looked around, instantly had some weird stroke/heart attack thing and fell on me dead.
It was pretty weird indeed.

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY?!

So tired I feel sick. Think I'm going to take a nap after work today.

McSpunckle wrote:WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY?!

Dude, did you catch the last episode of Project Runway!?