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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:36 pm
by Jero
unownunown wrote:the confession is that i try all the time in the car and at home. one day i thought i was home alone but my mom was home. was awkward.
When I was about 16, we had a karaoke machine at our house. Well, one day I thought everyone had left so I went to mess with it and try some of my own dirty vocals. About 10 minutes later I realized my dad was in bed reading a book the entire time.
proroby wrote:...but I also am memorized by the video...
The video has a mind of it's own?!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:55 pm
by proroby
Jero wrote:proroby wrote:...but I also am memorized by the video...
The video has a mind of it's own?!
Surely I was just under the influence and meant to type MESMERIZED!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 pm
by Jero
proroby wrote:Surely I was just under the influence and meant to type MESMERIZED!
SURELY that's the case. I'm only giving you grief.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:14 pm
by proroby
Jero wrote:proroby wrote:Surely I was just under the influence and meant to type MESMERIZED!
SURELY that's the case. I'm only giving you grief.
Yes, I can sense sarcasm as well, like a fly can catch a plant, precisely, indeed, don't call me Shirley
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:52 am
by DarkAxel
I have a total man crush on Troy Van Leuween... tasty tones, great looking guitars, suits and he's just handsome
and he's a great musician, too... not just in QOTSA, he was great in APC and the Enemy, too!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:20 pm
by tuffteef
maz91379 wrote:If ILF had a book club I would probably participate/ be thrilled.
I just started reading the devil wears prada !
gayyy in denial
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:32 pm
by McSpunckle
I have the full ability to grow a pretty awesome beard, but I don't.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:29 pm
by unownunown
you're not living up to your full potential.
birdcage beard dude would not be proud.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:37 pm
by McSpunckle
Oh, I'm sorry. Is my facial hair not good enough for you? I'm sure you have much better facial hair.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:48 pm
by bob the r0bot
McSpunckle wrote:Oh, I'm sorry. Is my facial hair not good enough for you? I'm sure you have much better facial hair.
shit, I don't have a joke to segway this to the video
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O7PXeuLYIw[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:54 pm
by whalesong
I am having a mancrush on all you ILF mans! (yet i am getting married to a girl),
All you ILF chicks are just as hot, its just not as freaky if i fuzz you
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:03 am
by unownunown
McSpunckle wrote:Oh, I'm sorry. Is my facial hair not good enough for you? I'm sure you have much better facial hair.
i do.
STEP YOUR GAME SPUNCKLE
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:23 am
by McSpunckle
STEP UP YOUR... SHUT UP
I don't get laid at parties, and I was just told it's cause I never "go for it", but I think it's because everyone I know is gross.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:21 am
by DarkAxel
McSpunckle wrote:I don't get laid at parties, and I was just told it's cause I never "go for it", but I think it's because everyone I know is gross.
you just made my day
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:47 am
by SPACERITUAL
Sometimes if i have to piss before i take a shower and the waters running i just stand outside the shower pissing into it rather than use the toilet thats right next to me.