The what ever thread...

[tuffteef]

Just asked a girl out.

But I'm at the point in my life that I can deal with rejection and move on. Especially when it's from the same woman. But, HEY, circumstances have changed.

did she say nay or yay?

[jfrey]

So out of it this morning I didn't even try to be an acceptable employee. Showed up a half hour late and wearing this:

[Achtane]

I had a dream where I remembered that someone on ILF was looking for an orange Tele with one of those simple Teisco tremolos with the built-in spring.
I went to the Verellen store in the mall and they had one, so after checking it out I turned to the cashier and told him I'll take it...but by that point the neck was so twisted that the headstock was facing 180 degrees away from the body.
So I put it back and they gave me a free Nerf gun with the Verellen logo branded into its side.
Sorry, whoever that was. I got you a Nerf gun though.

Then I got robbed on the way to my car and the dudes got away with all five of my ipods. Guess I'm just the kind of guy who walks around with pockets full of ipods.

[kbit]

I had a dream where I remembered that someone on ILF was looking for an orange Tele with one of those simple Teisco tremolos with the built-in spring.
I went to the Verellen store in the mall and they had one, so after checking it out I turned to the cashier and told him I'll take it...but by that point the neck was so twisted that the headstock was facing 180 degrees away from the body.
So I put it back and they gave me a free Nerf gun with the Verellen logo branded into its side.
Sorry, whoever that was. I got you a Nerf gun though.

Then I got robbed on the way to my car and the dudes got away with all five of my ipods. Guess I'm just the kind of guy who walks around with pockets full of ipods.

I'm having a snicker fit over here.

[skullservant]

I had a dream where I remembered that someone on ILF was looking for an orange Tele with one of those simple Teisco tremolos with the built-in spring.
I went to the Verellen store in the mall and they had one, so after checking it out I turned to the cashier and told him I'll take it...but by that point the neck was so twisted that the headstock was facing 180 degrees away from the body.
So I put it back and they gave me a free Nerf gun with the Verellen logo branded into its side.
Sorry, whoever that was. I got you a Nerf gun though.

Then I got robbed on the way to my car and the dudes got away with all five of my ipods. Guess I'm just the kind of guy who walks around with pockets full of ipods.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha INCREDIBLE

[sonidero]

5pods...

This is hilarious...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuFOywDxDcc[/youtube]

[Achtane]

Had another dream where I lost my job as a firefighter for using the engine to transport four 410s to my house.
I was driving it down a quiet street and this super cute girl standing outside a little cafe stopped me like, "you play bass, right? You should take these, they're just taking up space in here."
Every time I looked at her, her hair was a different unnatural color.

It was so worth getting fired over though. They were covered in purple tolex and they fucking destroyed.

[tuffteef]

Had another dream where I lost my job as a firefighter for using the engine to transport four 410s to my house.
I was driving it down a quiet street and this super cute girl standing outside a little cafe stopped me like, "you play bass, right? You should take these, they're just taking up space in here."
Every time I looked at her, her hair was a different unnatural color.

It was so worth getting fired over though. They were covered in purple tolex and they fucking destroyed.

your a firefighter for legit?

[foomanfat]

Ramoooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I just made these. They are terrible. I want them so bad.
http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoe ... ,482962701

[Josh Pelican]

I just accidentally tried to go to ilovegizz.com

Accidentally, he says.

So out of it this morning I didn't even try to be an acceptable employee. Showed up a half hour late and wearing this:

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I showed up once wearing a "Jane Doe" shirt that I cut the sleeves off. I did change, but I'm sure the rest of the hospital loved it.

[fever606]

trying to find (somewhat) stylish, non-leather shoes is less than exciting...

[foomanfat]

trying to find (somewhat) stylish, non-leather shoes is less than exciting...

I just made these. They are terrible. I want them so bad.
http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoe ... ,482962701

There ya go.

[fever606]

There ya go.

also, the fuck am i supposed to do with a best buy gift card? nothing - literally nothing - in that store that i want...

[greyscales]

Try to sell it to a friend?

[Achtane]

Buy yo momma a fancy mixer.