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snipelfritz wrote:That was so fucking inspiring.

the_carl wrote:Tonight was a sad night. For tonight was the night that Electronic Mall Madness finally died. R.I.P., Mall Madness. You were the best game ever. Dec. 25 1996 - Dec. 25 2011.



But seriously, this game was fucking awesome. You might look at it and think, "This game is clearly marketed at 11-year-old girls. There's no way it could offer any entertainment value to a self-respecting 21-year-old male and his elder sister."

BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG, MY FRIENDS. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Electronic Mall Madness was the most intense game ever. Think you're going to buy your 10 items and get the fuck out of that mall before everyone else? WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THIS MALL DOESN'T FUCK AROUND. AND THE CASHIERS ARE OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. Oh, those fancy sunglasses at the Sunglasses Boutique finally went on clearance and you've got just enough cash on hand? I'M SORRY, YOUR ITEM COSTS FIIIVE DOLLARS MOOOORE. Just made it to the Book Store on the last turn before the sales change? I'M SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF STOCK. TRY AGAIN LATER. Oh, and now you're actually out of cash and need to head to the bank? BETTER HOPE YOUR JACKASS FRIEND DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO MEET AT THE ARCADE WHEN YOU"RE TWO STEPS AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE. And once you're at the bank, you're lucky if that bitchy old bank teller lets you have more than $50. And maybe you left your car lights on and have to go back to the parking lot, or maybe you have to go to the bathroom, or maybe the announcer guy is being an asshole and only letting you move three spaces at a time when everyone else is getting twelves.

Yup. Electronic Mall Madness. Best board game of all time. I'll be hunting for another one on eBay.

the_carl wrote:Tonight was a sad night. For tonight was the night that Electronic Mall Madness finally died. R.I.P., Mall Madness. You were the best game ever. Dec. 25 1996 - Dec. 25 2011.



But seriously, this game was fucking awesome. You might look at it and think, "This game is clearly marketed at 11-year-old girls. There's no way it could offer any entertainment value to a self-respecting 21-year-old male and his elder sister."

BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG, MY FRIENDS. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Electronic Mall Madness was the most intense game ever. Think you're going to buy your 10 items and get the fuck out of that mall before everyone else? WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THIS MALL DOESN'T FUCK AROUND. AND THE CASHIERS ARE OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. Oh, those fancy sunglasses at the Sunglasses Boutique finally went on clearance and you've got just enough cash on hand? I'M SORRY, YOUR ITEM COSTS FIIIVE DOLLARS MOOOORE. Just made it to the Book Store on the last turn before the sales change? I'M SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF STOCK. TRY AGAIN LATER. Oh, and now you're actually out of cash and need to head to the bank? BETTER HOPE YOUR JACKASS FRIEND DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO MEET AT THE ARCADE WHEN YOU"RE TWO STEPS AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE. And once you're at the bank, you're lucky if that bitchy old bank teller lets you have more than $50. And maybe you left your car lights on and have to go back to the parking lot, or maybe you have to go to the bathroom, or maybe the announcer guy is being an asshole and only letting you move three spaces at a time when everyone else is getting twelves.

Yup. Electronic Mall Madness. Best board game of all time. I'll be hunting for another one on eBay.

morange wrote:Just when I have enough for a deposit on an Emperor 2x12, I get a nail in my tire, and it can't be repaired, so they say. Those fucks.

jfrey wrote:WTF. I was a few hours short of the end of an ebay listing, was about to get a boss pedal for like $1 with free shipping. Suddenly the listing isn't on my account page anymore. It isn't in my didn't win list, it isn't in my won list, and I have no messages about it. It's just gone.

bob the r0bot wrote:

jfrey wrote:WTF. I was a few hours short of the end of an ebay listing, was about to get a boss pedal for like $1 with free shipping. Suddenly the listing isn't on my account page anymore. It isn't in my didn't win list, it isn't in my won list, and I have no messages about it. It's just gone.

They probably ended it so they wouldn't have to give you a pedal for a dollar.