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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:34 am
by Tremster
I,Galactus wrote:Game Boy Tetris on the shitter 4 LYFE
Haha. I always do that at my girlfriend's house. That and Super Mario.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:17 pm
by The Wood Wizard
Summertime makes me have to poop so much. I dont get it. As soon as it gets hot I have to poop like double, and they arent nice ones either....
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:36 pm
by behndy
sonidero wrote:As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...
Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???
oh man. oof. those TOILETS.
i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.
so GOOD.
you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.
HNNNNNGGGGGG.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:42 pm
by Greenfuz
jwar wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Chankgeez wrote:chuckjaywalk wrote:I'm really, really, really shitty at guitar, but I've spent too much time and money on it to quit now. I overcompensate for my lack of talent or skill with power chords and massive amounts of fuzz. I just lack any sort of musical talent, at all. I just get along really well with musician types.
So, what's the problem?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:09 am
by futuresailors
behndy wrote:sonidero wrote:As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...
Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???
oh man. oof. those TOILETS.
i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.
so GOOD.
you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.
HNNNNNGGGGGG.
They might like toilets.
But you should see them around a doorknob.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:20 am
by Achtane
futuresailors wrote:behndy wrote:sonidero wrote:As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...
Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???
oh man. oof. those TOILETS.
i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.
so GOOD.
you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.
HNNNNNGGGGGG.
They might like toilets.
But you should see them around a doorknob.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:27 pm
by dubkitty
JESUS CHRIST, I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:37 pm
by dubkitty
i'm nervous. the date i had on Thursday went really well, and we agreed that we would see each other again soon. But i'm worried that i might be getting into more than i should. she has an 11 year old daughter who naturally takes up a lot of her attention and time, and she's really busy on weekends so i get all nervous and teenaged when she doesn't write for a day because she's so occupied with her life as a Mom. i'm also nervous because there's something in me that just wants to take care of her. however, i'm not having the "RUN AWAY" psychic signals that i didn't listen to with my previous relationships. but i'm frightened...when i fall for someone i fall hard, and it's easy to get hurt.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:43 pm
by sonidero
Take it slow man and find a way to bide your time so you're not refreshing the email page every minute... Don't fall off the cliff, stay happy...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:45 am
by goosekevin
I want a kid really bad
But I'm 17
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:46 am
by ChetMagongalo
dont get a kid you can't buy any pedals
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:49 am
by kbit
BREAKING ABSTINECE IS BREAKING PEDGE
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:12 am
by tuffteef
kbithecrowing wrote:BREAKING ABSTINECE IS BREAKING PEDGE
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:52 am
by coldbrightsunlight
At least I'm staying pedge.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:59 pm
by Achtane
Pretty sure I could listen to At Folsom Prison ALL DAY ERR DAY SON