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Lol!

y'all dirty toobers. MURF.

i.... just ordered a Nimbus. very much looking forward to it. i want it post fuzz/dirt to go a bit bigger and grandiose on chorded/more guitar stuff. if it's as pure pimp as i think it's going to be, i think i'm going to send it to Danno to work some magic on. i like the half colored/half bare style on the newer IE stuff a'ight, but i fucking HATE purple. blegh.

and MAN. the Heavy Machine only has one toan i like in it, but i fucking LOVE that toan. so much better now that it's in a tiny box. funny because it was almost a throw in on the deal with Deltz because i wanted to check out the LSD, which i do not like. it's way more of a guitar thing.

What's with the purple hate? You mad it's trying to rip off pink or something?

But really. Tube power amps are so first week of March of 2012. I'm in to these fEARful cabs, now. Keep up with it. Sheeeeeeesh.

YES. purple is only good for a pimp costume. or Phantom Limb.

"what do you know about Phantom LIMMMMMMMMMMMMB?"

"i dunno..... he wears a lot of purple for a white guy?"

lol. purple is the kind of pink a BITCH likes. RUN AWAY YOU MOROSE FUCKING PURPLE WHORE.

"nice RHOMBUS fucker!"

"... i don't even know what a rhombus IS."

"IT'S THE KIND OF RECTANGLE A BITCH WOULD DRAW!!"

i am a suppository UR REPOSITORY of useless phrases and quotes. yay!

i...... actually like fEarful shit. well, sort of. played through a really neat nEarful at a TB GTG.

but that guy GreenMind or whatever that did the design..... good for him for making an interesting thing all public and shit, but he's such a fucking COCKHEAD. he's not even a CLEAN cockhead. he's like the head of your dick when you couldn't find any good lube so you used shaving cream and let it sit after nutting and passing out in your own filth and the mixture of sperm and shaving cream chemically burns the top layer of skin off your dick?

HE'S A BURNED RAW SUBDERMIS FLAMING RED SPOOGE AND EXTRAS COVERED COCKHEAD.

Haha. Holy fuck. I need to hang out in the amp section more. DETAILS!!!

I'm so a gossiping chick. Guess that's why I'm a counselor.

oh, he's all the shit about JimmyM that people hate with none of the good parts. he's fucking CODDLED and they let him be a condescending prick fuck and hella insulting to people but you call him on it and EVERY bitch up in the amp section jumps on you. and THEN you get a mod warning. again, great, you hooked people up with a neat design. eat massively huge bowls of dick though you piece of fucking fuck.

like, if you spent about 10 minutes around him in the real world you'd totally lean in and tell him "if you want to keep talking some bullshit we can take this outside you little waste of foreskin." and he'd shut the fuck up. and i don't even LIKE violence. gah.

lol. "THE BEST PART OF YOU DRIED UP ON YOUR MOMMY'S THIGHS!! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU SHIT-EYES!!!!".

LOVE Ellis. love him so MUCH.

behndy wrote:YES. purple is only good for a pimp costume. or Phantom Limb.

"what do you know about Phantom LIMMMMMMMMMMMMB?"

"i dunno..... he wears a lot of purple for a white guy?"

seriously. FUCK you guys for taking one of the most awesome names out there. i rewatch Venture Bro's a LOT, and every time that episode comes on i stop it in the intro and go listen to some Mecha Shiva.

you magnificent BASTARD.

I'm wondering if Hammer and Publick would force us to pay royalties if we ever got famous.


HAHA get famous.

no. no they would not. now Cartoon NETWORK might. hell, i think Astrobase would dig ya'll's stuff a LOT. they're musicians. they know what's good.

Copyrights are so weird. companies DO have to purse them or they get fucked. Fender taught us that. but still. sometimes it comes across as petty.

GAWD I MISS MY SINGER GRRL. she had this 2 weekish thing planned before we all hooked up and it's cool, do your thing. but i've been having so much FUN. almost got enough kibble set aside to pick up a decent hardware synth/keys for her so i can stop lugging my pc back and forth to and from practice. we've been using Kontakt but i don't wanna rely on a pc live anyways.

MISS. HER.

i mean...... it's no MECHA SHIVA...... but this is something i'm taking into practice Wednesday. this is just bass with the Heavy Machine, a silly drum loop and a shitty place holder harp patch until the person that can actually PLAY keys gets a chance to write something..........

[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/behndy/the-other-girl-was-my-daughter[/soundcloud]

yay! i'm DEPRESSING!

behndy wrote:YES. purple is only good for a pimp costume. or Phantom Limb.

"what do you know about Phantom LIMMMMMMMMMMMMB?"

"i dunno..... he wears a lot of purple for a white guy?"

lol. purple is the kind of pink a BITCH likes. RUN AWAY YOU MOROSE FUCKING PURPLE WHORE.

"nice RHOMBUS fucker!"

"... i don't even know what a rhombus IS."

"IT'S THE KIND OF RECTANGLE A BITCH WOULD DRAW!!"

i am a suppository UR REPOSITORY of useless phrases and quotes. yay!

Fuck, I love purple. It's probably my favorite fucking color. Except for on a guitar. I admit it looks kinda shitty for a guitar. But other than that, it rules.