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Holy fuck they have business classes in high school now?!

I weep for this world.

to be fair, it's business/technology.

but yeah, you should still weep for the world. i'll be weeping with you.

At least technology has some useful aspect of knowledge.

I have friends with business degrees and I just can't imagine being that wasteful with an education. MBA sex has got to be awful, it'd be all a numbers game.

nad wrote:Holy fuck they have business classes in high school now?!

I weep for this world.

I took a business math course. It was basically a class of the only math most adults end up remembering.

warwick.hoy wrote:Oh the joys of the American Public Eggucation system.

EDIT: I think they create all this stress so you become accustomed to it before you go off to college or enter the workforce. Seriously it doesn't get any easier.

I'd actually like to revise this statement.

It does get easier if you don't buy into our mainstream culture's definition of success and happiness. IOW; Fuck the American Dream.

^I think it's more about degradation than it is stress. For example: You're given a desk, so a cubicle seems nice by comparison.

I just remembered the time in 2nd grade when we started very basic HG&D (Human Growth and Development) lessons, and the teacher was talking about the importance of these classes. She finished the part about being serious and she wouldn't tolerate and kidding around. Then she said some to the effect of, "It's important to know proper names of the parts of your body. Say you're playing on the playground and you hurt yourself. You can't come in and say, 'Oh, I hurt my schpadoinkle(or something similar)!' Now this is a diagram of a penis." I had started giggling at that "schpadoinkle" simply because it's a funny word but the teacher thought I was laughing about the penis and yelled at me.

13 years, and I'm still peeved.

I'm basically just saying that you don't need a Mercedes, an H2 to haul your yacht, a 60 inch flatscreen 1080p TV, a giant opulent McMansion, a trophy wife and three spoiled brats to be happy. At least I don't need those things to be happy anyway.

Do I wish I could go out and buy a vintage SVT at the drop of a hat? Fuck yeah, but I don't have that luxuray. I have to save and make do with what I have. But I don't get depressed over that shit.

But for the most part Americans seem duped into the blind overkill consumerism culture that has been perped on us. How do you get all these things? Go into 1000's of dollars into debt (or put your parents into debt) with a college education, graduate and assume a subservient role in the workforce and incur 100's of 1000's of dollars in debt (ie "buy" a house,...you see where that landed this economy) and hope that you can get promoted and climb the ladder before your job gets outsourced.

[puts on indignation hat] FUCK ALL THAT SHIT. This is actually an appropriate topic for this thread. I hate consumer culture. I hate being a consumer. I hate that there are things that I want and I'm willing to fork over whatever price Steve Jobs/Bill Gates or whoever attaches to 20 cents worth of parts and labor. But I try to temper that with not being overly opulent.

The alternative is to starve I guess.

So my friend has been super adamant about finding us an apartment lately.
Well, he calls me today to go see this place. It's super rad. In our price range. Everything looks good.
Now, he breaks it to me that he wouldn't have the money to pay his half of the deposit. And this place will, surely, not last the month.

Why the jank are we looking at apartments if you know that you don't have the money for it right now?

warwick.hoy wrote:I'm basically just saying that you don't need a Mercedes, an H2 to haul your yacht, a 60 inch flatscreen 1080p TV, a giant opulent McMansion, a trophy wife and three spoiled brats to be happy. At least I don't need those things to be happy anyway.

Do I wish I could go out and buy a vintage SVT at the drop of a hat? Fuck yeah, but I don't have that luxuray. I have to save and make do with what I have. But I don't get depressed over that shit.

But for the most part Americans seem duped into the blind overkill consumerism culture that has been perped on us. How do you get all these things? Go into 1000's of dollars into debt (or put your parents into debt) with a college education, graduate and assume a subservient role in the workforce and incur 100's of 1000's of dollars in debt (ie "buy" a house,...you see where that landed this economy) and hope that you can get promoted and climb the ladder before your job gets outsourced.

[puts on indignation hat] FUCK ALL THAT SHIT. This is actually an appropriate topic for this thread. I hate consumer culture. I hate being a consumer. I hate that there are things that I want and I'm willing to fork over whatever price Steve Jobs/Bill Gates or whoever attaches to 20 cents worth of parts and labor. But I try to temper that with not being overly opulent.

The alternative is to starve I guess.

I almost kind of agree with you about most of this; even though outwardly, I appear to be living the life you are raging against. I'm married with a kid, a house, and a middle-class tech job. Here's the thing: I really wanted to live in my own house, not because of the "american dream" or to "keep up with the joneses" or any of that other dumb shit. The reason why is that I REALLY just fucking hate most people, and living in an apartment building forced me to interact with degenerate pieces of shit way more than I want to. Every time I had to listen to my neighbor's screaming at each other, or the old lady on the other side of me's TV way up too loud, I fucking died inside. Now, I can just go home to my house, with all the windows shut, and live my fucking life without all that shit. And I have a tech job because it's really the only thing I'm good at, and it lets me have my house (and being able to work from home 3 or 4 days a week is pretty fucking cool too)

But my wife is definitely a fucking consumer whore like you can imagine. She has to have 6 different coach purses to match every outfit, and looks at every single thing you can buy as a status symbol. I've given up trying to change her on that shit, it was just how she was raised.

warwick.hoy wrote:I'm basically just saying that you don't need a Mercedes, an H2 to haul your yacht, a 60 inch flatscreen 1080p TV, a giant opulent McMansion, a trophy wife and three spoiled brats to be happy. At least I don't need those things to be happy anyway.

Do I wish I could go out and buy a vintage SVT at the drop of a hat? Fuck yeah, but I don't have that luxuray. I have to save and make do with what I have. But I don't get depressed over that shit.

But for the most part Americans seem duped into the blind overkill consumerism culture that has been perped on us. How do you get all these things? Go into 1000's of dollars into debt (or put your parents into debt) with a college education, graduate and assume a subservient role in the workforce and incur 100's of 1000's of dollars in debt (ie "buy" a house,...you see where that landed this economy) and hope that you can get promoted and climb the ladder before your job gets outsourced.

[puts on indignation hat] FUCK ALL THAT SHIT. This is actually an appropriate topic for this thread. I hate consumer culture. I hate being a consumer. I hate that there are things that I want and I'm willing to fork over whatever price Steve Jobs/Bill Gates or whoever attaches to 20 cents worth of parts and labor. But I try to temper that with not being overly opulent.

The alternative is to starve I guess.

So, what are you going to do about it? I hate it when people whine about abstract concepts as if there's some evil mastermind behind it all. If you're going to trash something, come up with a viable alternative that could be realistically achieved over a period of time. Same goes for the Tea Party. Sure, nobody likes paying taxes, but if we don't, the deficits are just going to keep growing.

Tonight, I was so close to having a hundred dollar bill in my pocket and I didn't even know it. My mom offered me $25 if I did some work around the house. I did it, so on the way home from dinner, she stopped to get cash to pay me with. She had already given me a five so she only needed to give me a twenty out of the five she had just received, but as she was handing the bill to me, she realized it was a hundred dollar bill. Being an honest person, she went into the bank and gave it too them. My first thought was, "Bank error in your favor. Collect $100." I wouldn't have looked at the bill when I put it in my pocket, and would've only realized I had been given $105 instead of $25 until later when I was all alone. Gah, oh so close. Why must the fates taunt me so?

snipelfritz wrote:...but as she was handing the bill to me, she realized it was a hundred dollar bill. Being an honest person, she went into the bank and gave it too them. My first thought was, "Bank error in your favor. Collect $100."

Damn. There's no way I would do that. The bank will stick it to you if they get the chance, she should have taken the $80 profit and bought something cool: like liquor.

Years ago, I went to Target and they neglected to ring up a $10 fan (no register beep, straight into a bag). The chick I was with at the time noticed it and started to say something but I said "ssshhhh... free fan" and went with it. That fan still fucking rules and I still smile about the free ride. I didn't steal it, they gave it to me. Suckers!

Anyway. I like the way warwick.ahoy thinks, but it's the world we live in. I don't like to overconsume or identify my own essence with inanimate products, but at the same time, sometimes buying cool shit is fun. I did really enjoy that 17 month window where we had ZERO debt though. Both cars paid off, no credit card debt, just the monthly bills and nothing more. Now I have a car payment and some dental bills on a 0% Chase card. So it goes.

himanshu suri wrote a line kinda relative on his blug. "i’m against a culture that revolves around consumerism although i’m for being fresh. don’t get it twisted."

that's pretty much how i feel about it.

so i have this side of the family that i dont care for and they invited us to a party and everyones like meh but we said yes
its always a total blergh fest and i always want to just go home early
it woud be better if they just didnt invite us

I cant help but roll my eyes at those of the opinion that america suffers from this horrible "consumerism thrust upon it" by some evil corporation or some fucked ad agency. America suffers from nothing but its own apathy. Everyone knows what theyre doing, they just dont give a shit. Its in our dna to get cool stuff, to accumulate. Thinking to the contrary is what gets us in trouble in the first place....its not our fault we charged up our credit cards knowing we couldnt pay them off or financed that house we knew we couldnt afford. The devil made us do it...or some mean corporation. But its ok! cause god forgives and congressmen legislate. And so goes the circle of stupidity. When noone has personal accountability, its noones fault. And its not a new thing either, why do you think we fucked the indians so badly? Do you really believe we felt threatened by them? Fuck no man we wanted to KILL THEM AND TAKE THEIR SHIT. And the africans and the chinese and the indians (dots not feathers) and the south americans and blah blah blah blah blah. The only problem is we cant just kill people when we dont want to pay anymore...or can we? Neither is it exclusive to america. And its such a miserable state hearing from these sniveling children about their white guilt and how ITS ONLY AMERICA FUCKING UP THE WORLD. Maybe leave the country before you talk shit. Have you ever fucking been to japan? Have you ever had a guy with a 20,000 dollar jacket tell you how stifled he feels in his current economic bracket. Or how about stayed with a friends friend in south korea and listen to him talk about how his fathers enormous profit margins are shrinking minutely because new reforms are being passed to pay the workers in his sweatshops enough to feed their families so his daddy is cutting his trust fund and hell have to limit his vsop intake. Its everywhere in everyone in every time. If you dont like it kill yourself. Maybe ill get your job!

SPACERITUAL wrote:I cant help but roll my eyes at those of the opinion that america suffers from this horrible "consumerism thrust upon it" by some evil corporation or some fucked ad agency. America suffers from nothing but its own apathy. Everyone knows what theyre doing, they just dont give a shit. Its in our dna to get cool stuff, to accumulate. Thinking to the contrary is what gets us in trouble in the first place....its not our fault we charged up our credit cards knowing we couldnt pay them off or financed that house we knew we couldnt afford. The devil made us do it...or some mean corporation. But its ok! cause god forgives and congressmen legislate. And so goes the circle of stupidity. When noone has personal accountability, its noones fault. And its not a new thing either, why do you think we fucked the indians so badly? Do you really believe we felt threatened by them? Fuck no man we wanted to KILL THEM AND TAKE THEIR SHIT. And the africans and the chinese and the indians (dots not feathers) and the south americans and blah blah blah blah blah. The only problem is we cant just kill people when we dont want to pay anymore...or can we? Neither is it exclusive to america. And its such a miserable state hearing from these sniveling children about their white guilt and how ITS ONLY AMERICA FUCKING UP THE WORLD. Maybe leave the country before you talk shit. Have you ever fucking been to japan? Have you ever had a guy with a 20,000 dollar jacket tell you how stifled he feels in his current economic bracket. Or how about stayed with a friends friend in south korea and listen to him talk about how his fathers enormous profit margins are shrinking minutely because new reforms are being passed to pay the workers in his sweatshops enough to feed their families so his daddy is cutting his trust fund and hell have to limit his vsop intake. Its everywhere in everyone in every time. If you dont like it kill yourself. Maybe ill get your job!

Spacey, I'm liking you more and more each day. This is about how I feel except with a more positive angle. I think there has always been a lot of terrible shit going on. Only recently have we conditioned ourselves to be aware of it, and we're still in the process of learning to give a rats ass. We probably will eventually. The next step is to condition ourselves to do something about it at the expense of our own comfort. Will this ever happen? It certainly won't within our lifetimes or even half a millennium at the least. Shit is getting better, just slowly. That's why I hate it when people talk about "The Revolution." Contemporary revolutions (The French one onwards) have resulted in nothing but violence and corrupt governments.