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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:42 pm
by popvulture
I mean... why get one of those when you could get one of those insanely weird Bad Dragon things?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:05 pm
by odontophobia
cherler wrote:Oh I just remembered a story for here, on the subject of fleshlights. A friend of mine was given this deluxe porn parody of Avatar (blue people not airbender), and it came with a fleshlight. Of course it wasn't a human fleshlight, it was a blue alien one (although didn't they fuck through their hair or some shit in that movie?). So to be "extra alien" I guess, they gave this thing two clits. It's kind of a Y shape, with like a regular vulva (but blue) and vagina at the bottom, but then it like splits into two so there can be two clits. If we assume this is canon, what does that mean for the dude aliens? Two clits could imply they have two dicks, but there's only one vagina... Also I'm still pretty sure they fucked with their hair...
it is
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:24 pm
by Iommic Pope
It changes my opinion of you to know that you know that....
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:55 am
by Invisible Man
WHOA
It changes my opinion that you would admit to knowing it. Denial ain't just a mountain range in South America...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:36 am
by odontophobia
Why would anyone know that? I'm just saying it is because James Cameron.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:12 am
by Invisible Man
Too late you confirmed it your answer is ILF canon.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:52 am
by Iommic Pope
Agreed.
I cannot unlearn the fact that Odontophobia knows the official clitoral count of the blue alien goant dog people hair fuckers.
No.
You cannot have commas with that word salad.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:16 am
by ritz
My clits are on hiatus.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:20 am
by Invisible Man
ritz wrote:My clits are on hiatus.
New thread title, please.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:01 pm
by Achtane
If they fuck via their hair or whatever, what purpose does the double clit serve? Is it vestigial?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:22 pm
by ritz
Achtane wrote:Is it vestigial?
Yes, hence the hiatus
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:34 pm
by codetocontra
Infinite clits.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:42 pm
by actual
codetocontra wrote:Infinite clits.
I'm exhausted just thinking about that.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:53 pm
by Invisible Man
Infiniclit
Clitfinity
My Infiniclit is on Hiatus
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:00 pm
by actual
InvisiClit