Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

popvulture · Post by **popvulture** » Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:42 pm

I mean... why get one of those when you could get one of those insanely weird Bad Dragon things?

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:05 pm

cherler wrote:Oh I just remembered a story for here, on the subject of fleshlights. A friend of mine was given this deluxe porn parody of Avatar (blue people not airbender), and it came with a fleshlight. Of course it wasn't a human fleshlight, it was a blue alien one (although didn't they fuck through their hair or some shit in that movie?). So to be "extra alien" I guess, they gave this thing two clits. It's kind of a Y shape, with like a regular vulva (but blue) and vagina at the bottom, but then it like splits into two so there can be two clits. If we assume this is canon, what does that mean for the dude aliens? Two clits could imply they have two dicks, but there's only one vagina... Also I'm still pretty sure they fucked with their hair...

it is

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:24 pm

It changes my opinion of you to know that you know that....

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:55 am

WHOA

It changes my opinion that you would admit to knowing it. Denial ain't just a mountain range in South America...

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:36 am

Why would anyone know that? I'm just saying it is because James Cameron.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:12 am

Too late you confirmed it your answer is ILF canon.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:52 am

Agreed.
I cannot unlearn the fact that Odontophobia knows the official clitoral count of the blue alien goant dog people hair fuckers.
No.
You cannot have commas with that word salad.

ritz · Post by **ritz** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:16 am

My clits are on hiatus.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:20 am

ritz wrote:My clits are on hiatus.

New thread title, please.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:01 pm

If they fuck via their hair or whatever, what purpose does the double clit serve? Is it vestigial?

ritz · Post by **ritz** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:22 pm

Achtane wrote:Is it vestigial?

Yes, hence the hiatus

codetocontra · Post by **codetocontra** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:34 pm

Infinite clits.

actual · Post by **actual** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:42 pm

codetocontra wrote:Infinite clits.

I'm exhausted just thinking about that.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:53 pm

Infiniclit
Clitfinity

My Infiniclit is on Hiatus

actual · Post by **actual** » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:00 pm

InvisiClit

ilovefuzz.com

Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

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