The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[Fuzzy Fred]

fuck work

[sonidero]

fuck work

[WayToHip]

fuck work

[Fuzzy Fred]

not going in to work until 1?

WAKE AND BAKE

and my mom cut up watermelon. which she calls making watermelon. and i'm like bitch (just kidding, i love my mother, she is a very lovely woman but it works better for the story), you didn't make that watermelon, you bought it for 4.99 (or 3.99 with a preferred card) at jewel yesterday. you just put a knife in it.

[snipelfritz]

and my mom cut up watermelon. which she calls making watermelon. and i'm like bitch (just kidding, i love my mother, she is a very lovely woman but it works better for the story), you didn't make that watermelon, you bought it for 4.99 (or 3.99 with a preferred card) at jewel yesterday. you just put a knife in it.

lol, and now to find my pipe and scrape up the rest of the resin.

I keep saying I'm done drinking for a while, but then...

Seriously, I feel like it's been forever since I've really just had an awesome chill time smoking with people just hanging out, getting really high, and doing something I want to do rather than following putz's around and just settling for what/whoever happens to be around.

[nieh]

did some molly and turned on the Flaming Lips movie on netflix on. Its been 20 minutes and I'm starting to feel it kick in. gonna be a fun night.

[nieh]

still rollin, listening to some Spacemen 3. wish some more ILFBros were still up.

[nieh]

I love it when my gal randomly brings me drugs.

[Officer Bukowski]

Last night...

Me and 3 friends destroyed 3 12 packs, a bottle of whiskey, like 4 or 5 grams of weed, and some xanex bars. I was pretty trashed but still functional till some dude gave us the bars. After that it was like walk around for a while until I realized I couldn't walk, then crashed on the couch.

Woke up at like 2 o'clock today and mowed the lawn when it was like 100 degrees outside. Feel so shitty omg

[Officer Bukowski]

I puked into my shoe and then wore the shoe when I went home

[snipelfritz]

I puked into my shoe and then wore the shoe when I went home

Dats jus' nassssssssty.

[Officer Bukowski]

Yeah I threw the pair of shoes away and took a long shower.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Yeah I threw the pair of shoes away and took a long shower.

so, you're gonna be getting some sweet new kicks?

on an unrelated note... WHY IS EVERY DEALER SO SHITTY? LIKE COME THE FUCK ON LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY

[nieh]

spent $45 on fucknig baking soda today. made up for it by getting some nice acid.

[sonidero]

listening to some Spacemen 3