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SPACERITUAL wrote:

unownunown wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:Nah fanny is my boo. We are in relationship.

STFU I WAS JUST BEING NICE.

i'm sorry

ms1012 wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:Today i hate shakespeare and that stupid phrase "forever and a day". Fuck that phrase...one of my girlfriends in hike school used to write it on notes to me and she actually said it all the time. It made me cringe.

that is an extremely corny phrase. reminds me of middle school kids. speaking of those little fuckers, i hate them. my sister is in 7th grade and she sucks at everything. she said she got "asked out". what the piss do 7th graders do when they go out on dates? watch high school musical or some shit? and then the little bastards are "in love" after they've been going out for a day. man, do i hate kids.

In 7th grade this girl let me feel her boobs and finger her for like 3-4 seconds. I think that was a date.





.......so is your sister hot?????

SPACERITUAL wrote:

ms1012 wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:Today i hate shakespeare and that stupid phrase "forever and a day". Fuck that phrase...one of my girlfriends in hike school used to write it on notes to me and she actually said it all the time. It made me cringe.

that is an extremely corny phrase. reminds me of middle school kids. speaking of those little fuckers, i hate them. my sister is in 7th grade and she sucks at everything. she said she got "asked out". what the piss do 7th graders do when they go out on dates? watch high school musical or some shit? and then the little bastards are "in love" after they've been going out for a day. man, do i hate kids.

In 7th grade this girl let me feel her boobs and finger her for like 3-4 seconds. I think that was a date.





.......so is your sister hot?????

Firstly, seventh grade girls don't have teh bewbs. Secondly, yeah, is she hot?

snipelfritz wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:

ms1012 wrote:that is an extremely corny phrase. reminds me of middle school kids. speaking of those little fuckers, i hate them. my sister is in 7th grade and she sucks at everything. she said she got "asked out". what the piss do 7th graders do when they go out on dates? watch high school musical or some shit? and then the little bastards are "in love" after they've been going out for a day. man, do i hate kids.

In 7th grade this girl let me feel her boobs and finger her for like 3-4 seconds. I think that was a date.





.......so is your sister hot?????

Firstly, seventh grade girls don't have teh bewbs. Secondly, yeah, is she hot?

yes some of them they do hell even younger girls have boobs these days

i'm not gonna judge her looks but she once went 4 days without showering, and she might be mildly autistic judging from how dumb she is. and she also had this conversation about god with my mom...


sister- god sucks he's an asshole and doesn't exist
mom- whatever you say
sister- OMG i just realized that god is "dog" backwards. WHAT IF GOD IS A DOG???



does that answer anyones questions?

ms1012 wrote:does that answer anyones questions?

so a gag is definitely needed then?

blooghost wrote:if there's one abundant quality that this forum has,it's class

this.

you guyssss

I'm mad at my mom. She irritates me sometimes.

It's cool because I can still feel Teen Rage even into my 30s.

I witness her getting mad at her mom from time to time as well.

Bunch of whiny children, forever shall we be.

ms1012 wrote:i'm not gonna judge her looks but she once went 4 days without showering, and she might be mildly autistic judging from how dumb she is. and she also had this conversation about god with my mom...


sister- god sucks he's an asshole and doesn't exist
mom- whatever you say
sister- OMG i just realized that god is "dog" backwards. WHAT IF GOD IS A DOG???



does that answer anyones questions?

No, in fact it creates so many more:

Have you ever dropped a bunch of matches on the floor and she knew how many it was instantly?
Is it possible that she's just stoned most of the time?
Have you considered that all teenage girls may be absurd and incompetent?
What's wrong with going four days without showering? I love me a little stanky skanky to go with my man musk.
(none of those are serious questions)

Speaking of showers, I got really sweaty playing drums and am in need of one. I also need to do some cleaning today so I can get money from my mom, and I can't decide which I want to do first. Being 21 and still on a chores/allowance regiment sucks, but I really need to put gas in my car. Once I do that though, I won't have any money to go anywhere and do anything. In addition to all of this, I just realized how arbitrary this post is. I can feel a spiraling existential crisis coming on, WAAAHHHHHH!

Ironbird13 wrote:

ms1012 wrote:does that answer anyones questions?

so a gag is definitely needed then?

Sounds like it.

sweet, i just got anally raped by my highschool's guidance office again.

i went up there earlier today asking if i could drop a shitty class and still graduate with honors. she told me yeah, everything was fine.

then ten minutes ago she called me and told me not only did i need that class to graduate with honors, i also need two more classes. she was looking at the graduation requirements for the wrong year. i am baffled. how is this possible? when i went up there we were going through the list from a piece of paper that was stapled to her corkboard. how many other people is she fucking over?

every semester that i've been taking classes at college instead i've been up at high school asking them if i was on the right track, taking the right classes. THIS BITCH TOLD ME SHE'S NEVER SEEN ANY OF MY SCHEDULES! i have to take them to her and get them signed before i can even schedule... she's just being ridiculous.

does it even really make a difference if you graduate with honors or not?

this keeps happening to me. i have to do some bullshit independent study business class because i need so many business credits that it would be impossible to take them all in one year. they only decided to tell me that the classes i took don't count as business very recently.

Oh the joys of the American Public Eggucation system.

EDIT: I think they create all this stress so you become accustomed to it before you go off to college or enter the workforce. Seriously it doesn't get any easier.

unownunown wrote:sweet, i just got anally raped by my highschool's guidance office again.

Until I realized you meant this figuratively, I was very, very concerned.

Yeah, I've always been wary of school councilors/advisers. They see you a few times a semester and you're supposed to base your academic career on what they say. In your case, it sounds like this bitch simply sucks at her job.

I still hate those geico commercials. Especially the one with the pig.

warwick.hoy wrote:Oh the joys of the American Public Eggucation system.

EDIT: I think they create all this stress so you become accustomed to it before you go off to college or enter the workforce. Seriously it doesn't get any easier.

lawl, that would make sense.

preparation for a future filled with people who don't know what they're doing, either

unownunown wrote:
does it even really make a difference if you graduate with honors or not?

I did. Im unemployed. So no, no it does not make a difference.