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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:11 pm
by Officer Bukowski
lol yeah I'm fine I just feel like an r-tard.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:55 pm
by Blackened Soul
I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:59 am
by Haki
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I kinda like chevelle sometimes....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo[/youtube]
I like that one

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:05 am
by theavondon
Haki wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I kinda like chevelle sometimes....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo[/youtube]
I like that one

Me too.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:18 am
by behndy
IEatCats wrote:Fuzzy Picklez wrote:I know the boner fear.
I know fear boners.
Also, actual confession; When I talk about anyone on this board to people I know, I usually say "a friend of mine" instead of "some guy I know on the internet".
BONES. 'ERS. SLAPPY TACKLES.
um. i always say "a friend from ILF.". then have to explain what ILF stands for. THEN have to explain it's not a fetish site for really hairy pussy mounds. which, being me... for some reason people jump to the Never Forget Never Shave idea immediately. damn it.
i have a Meat World friendy that thinks i'm going to get raped or tortured or Murder Dumpster Raped every time i meet one of y'all in my hood or at my place or go to NYC to have suuuuuper happy fun times at an ILF Meet And Squeeze. no matter how often i explained that it's people i KNOW, she would look at me all aghast and say, "know? KNOW? they're from The INTERNET. they could be ANYBODY.".
my response - "um. i'm a pretty big guy. if they can knock me down and take it... well... well then they earned it. good for them.".
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:14 pm
by Haki
Blackened Soul wrote:I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:43 pm
by goroth
My wife has gotten used to the phrase "We were talking about this on ILF..."
I have to censor most of Behndy.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:56 pm
by Blackened Soul
Haki wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycBPAS3STs[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:00 pm
by futuresailors
I spent all day learning magic tricks...

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:54 pm
by tuffteef
i enjoy girl chat
its pretty hilarious the stuff my mates misses say about them
its good cause then i can use it against them when im out for the kill
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:42 am
by snipelfritz
goroth wrote:My wife has gotten used to the phrase "We were talking about this on ILF..."
I have to censor most of Behndy.
ILF IS A WAY OF LIFE
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:47 am
by sonidero
behndy wrote:"um. i'm a pretty big guy. if they can knock me down and take it... well... well then they earned it. good for them.".
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! We'll see if you get that 4th star filled in...

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:05 am
by behndy
lol. EVERY DECADE MY SWORD CAN SHOOT ENERGY BEEEEEAAAAAMS.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:32 pm
by phantasmagorovich
I drank blue edition Red Bull today and instantly started fantasizing about which booze to pour in it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:01 pm
by futuresailors
All of them?