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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:24 am
by snipelfritz
wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
lol, right?
I like how this is probably the exact opposite of what other people might be concerned about (shrinkage).
I'm just afraid I would just be
too sexy.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:54 am
by 01010111
snipelfritz wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
lol, right?
I like how this is probably the exact opposite of what other people might be concerned about (shrinkage).
I'm just afraid I would just be
too sexy.
That's what would make it so embarrassing! Shrinkage is understandable, a lot of people looking at your willy is a lot more than who normally looks at your willy. It seems like a boner in that situation would imply
I hadn't even considered the
too sexy scenario.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1HjtlgYKA[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:58 am
by tuffteef
wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.

is it the exhibitionism? or just cop boners alot
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:35 am
by 01010111
tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.

is it the exhibitionism? or just cop boners alot
When I'm feeling awkward or nervous I often get a boner, these are the least helpful of my boners
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:44 am
by dubkitty
wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
but could you keep it for the length of the class?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:28 am
by psychedelicrelic
dubkitty wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.
but could you keep it for the length of the class?
Maybe if da chicks wuz nekked too hyuckhyuckhyuck.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:12 am
by kbit
wfs1234 wrote:tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.

is it the exhibitionism? or just cop boners alot
When I'm feeling awkward or nervous I often get a boner, these are the least helpful of my boners

Maybe your body is just trying to reassure you. Like, "man I'm no sot sure what to do right now, but hey look at how big my dick is. How could I go wrong?"
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:21 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
I know the boner fear.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:43 am
by 01010111
kbithecrowing wrote:wfs1234 wrote:tuffteef wrote:wfs1234 wrote:I'd really like to model for an art-class, but I'm worried that I'd get a boner immediately after taking off my robe.

is it the exhibitionism? or just cop boners alot
When I'm feeling awkward or nervous I often get a boner, these are the least helpful of my boners

Maybe your body is just trying to reassure you. Like, "man I'm no sot sure what to do right now, but hey look at how big my dick is. How could I go wrong?"
True. But I think my dick's saying, " hey, you always try to
talk your way out of these situations. Have you ever thought of trying something else?"
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:45 pm
by Achtane
Good lord
Getting caught singing is almost as bad as getting caught jerking off.
Shit.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:58 pm
by IEatCats
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:I know the boner fear.
I know fear boners.
Also, actual confession; When I talk about anyone on this board to people I know, I usually say "a friend of mine" instead of "some guy I know on the internet".
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:49 pm
by Officer Bukowski
I have the same fear of art modeling boners.
On a completely unrelated and pretty embarrasing note.. I gave myself a really intense concussion in the shower this morning. I don't really know what I was doing when I slipped or whatever, I just heard a crazy ringing sound, got up and it was like the most confused I've ever been. It felt like waking up from anesthesia except I was waking up in the shower and I couldn't figure out how I got there or what was happening. It was just like in the cartoons
So now I'm holding some stupid ice pouch on my swollen, bleeding head feeling like the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial lady
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:59 pm
by kbit
wfs1234 wrote:
True. But I think my dick's saying, " hey, you always try to talk your way out of these situations. Have you ever thought of trying something else?"
Heyoooo. I had a million erections at work today. I blame reading your post before I went in this morning
Also my feet smell. Ew.
Achtane wrote:Good lord
Getting caught singing is almost as bad as getting caught jerking off.
Shit.
I know that feel bro

sometimes I get really scared when this happens, feeling like I'm about to be attacked or something. Attacked by judgement and criticism maybe.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:20 pm
by ChetMagongalo
Officer Bukowski wrote:I have the same fear of art modeling boners.
On a completely unrelated and pretty embarrasing note.. I gave myself a really intense concussion in the shower this morning. I don't really know what I was doing when I slipped or whatever, I just heard a crazy ringing sound, got up and it was like the most confused I've ever been. It felt like waking up from anesthesia except I was waking up in the shower and I couldn't figure out how I got there or what was happening. It was just like in the cartoons
So now I'm holding some stupid ice pouch on my swollen, bleeding head feeling like the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial lady
Holy shit dude, I hope you're okay

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:56 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
I kinda like chevelle sometimes....