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Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:14 am
by fcknoise
coldbrightsunlight wrote:
fcknoise wrote:Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
ah excellent i already made the best comment i could've made about this topic. perpetually the right response to this shit
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:50 pm
by Gone Fission
I field tested a response to anti-spousal guitar-gear-related light misogyny the other day:
“Okay, Borat.”
By all means use it whenever you feel it’s appropriate.
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:51 pm
by Lurker13
To a certain subset of TGPers who are obviously morons - tone is in your
signal chain, not your fingertips. Your
playing style is in your fingertips. Now stop conflating them!
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:33 am
by dubkitty
"OK, Henny Youngman" would be more on point, but most people today haven't heard of him.
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:34 pm
by repoman
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gm48h11OhU[/youtube]
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:37 pm
by dubkitty
"we are The Fall..."
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:49 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:54 am
by coldbrightsunlight
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:55 pm
by repoman
van halen
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:59 pm
by dubkitty
because Leo Fender and George Fullerton were fucking geniuses. Strats still look futuristic even though the design is almost 60 years old now. what other 1950s design could you say that about?
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:52 pm
by Blackened Soul
dubkitty wrote:because Leo Fender and George Fullerton were fucking geniuses. Strats still look futuristic even though the design is almost 60 years old now. what other 1950s design could you say that about?
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:48 am
by dubkitty
point taken. i should have thought of that, not least because i fucking adore Albert King.
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 11:49 am
by Seance
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 11:58 am
by qersty
Seance wrote:Contrary to ad copy, creativity can make any guitar type work for any type of music
try saying that on the gear page!
Re: The Gear Page
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:36 pm
by goroth
Look at that clown trying to play hendrix covers with an SG!
LOOOOSER!
