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Always. It's like falling dreams; you always wake up just before hitting the ground.

I once drank a bottle of robotusin and had a dream where I fell off a bridge, died and transcended to the afterlife, which was an alternate 'dimension' here on earth with the same streets, except inhabited by the dead. Best dream ever.

UglyCasanova wrote:Okay, so here's my short contribution:

I'm a relationship duder. Ever since I was 13 I never stayed single for more than a few weeks or a month. When I was 19, my girlfriend at the time cheated on me, so I said "fuck this, I'm staying single". To top things off I figured I'd go without fapping. I went without fapping for almost a year and blueballs is a lie in the same way dudes pretending they're unable to sit cross-legged is a lie. What I learned: Men bitch about made up shit, and getting off after a year was a spectacular if somewhat short-lived experience.

I can cross one leg over the other, but I cannot sit cross legged. My legs are too big. So, that's not a lie bro.

Also, blue balls is totally real. https://www.verywell.com/understanding- ... ls-1298225

snipelfritz wrote:Always. It's like falling dreams; you always wake up just before hitting the ground.

I dunno, I never wake up in time in bad dreams and always die horribly and lie there drifting into nothingness while my brain processes the situation and the fact that I'm dead. Among many others, I explicitly remember getting shot in the face in my childhood driveway by Ric Flair with a shotgun and floating up to see my corpse sputtering blood and such out of the ragged holes in my head.

Good dreams, my tongue/fingers/wang/elbow/etc hit anything fun and I'm awake.

neonblack wrote:Invisible Man is as much to blame for this thread as I am.

Some people play the instruments. I play the orchestra.

Sorry JayWarr that you can't rest your tree trunks comfortably.

Robot Jason (typed 'Robitussin,' but autocorrect deserves a shout-out for this one, as it's still true) will fuck ya up.

actualidiot wrote:Blue balls is not not getting off for an extended period of time. It's when you expect release but don't get it. It's so very real.

Have had blue balls before. Not comfortable.

Remember that time robocop shot that dude in the balls?

*lowers sunglasses*

PROBLEM SOLVED

Wow, just caught up. What a fucking rollercoaster.

cherler wrote:Wow, just caught up. What a fucking rollercoaster.

The Dick Hiatus Thread™ has its ups and downs. Befitting the title though, mostly downs.

jk mostly laffs

jwar wrote:Also, blue balls is totally real. https://www.verywell.com/understanding- ... ls-1298225

"No one wants to suggest that a young man is entitled to have his every erection tended to, especially by a sexual partner."

This was an inadvertently hilarious read. The horrors of having a boner!

Oh I just remembered a story for here, on the subject of fleshlights. A friend of mine was given this deluxe porn parody of Avatar (blue people not airbender), and it came with a fleshlight. Of course it wasn't a human fleshlight, it was a blue alien one (although didn't they fuck through their hair or some shit in that movie?). So to be "extra alien" I guess, they gave this thing two clits. It's kind of a Y shape, with like a regular vulva (but blue) and vagina at the bottom, but then it like splits into two so there can be two clits. If we assume this is canon, what does that mean for the dude aliens? Two clits could imply they have two dicks, but there's only one vagina... Also I'm still pretty sure they fucked with their hair...

Oh there's a blue balls joke in here too somewhere...

Didn't they make chasey lane molds at one point?

almost every porn actress and actor sells mold at this point i think.



Not that I would know...