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I DEMAND BOOBS NOW. And not my own.

spoilsport.

Cooking naked or shirtless is a terrible idea. I made that mistake like the first week I was working from home, and learned my lesson in a hurry.

"why do you have a waffle shaped scar on your dick?"

"don't worry about it baby. just how i get down. Hex Pattern For Her Pleasure."

Mmmmm,...Waffles.

Grrface wrote:Cooking naked or shirtless is a terrible idea. I made that mistake like the first week I was working from home, and learned my lesson in a hurry.

Real men (and women) cook without their shirts on. Bacon/scrapple grease burns build character. Steam burns don't.

I can't figure out how to embed this so just go watch it, aholes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dpizza+boomerang&oq=pizza+boo&aq=0z&aqi=g-z1g2g-m4&aql&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=214l1932l0l3869l8l7l0l1l1l0l187l716l3.3l6l0

MSUsousaphone wrote:I can't figure out how to embed this so just go watch it, aholes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dpizza+boomerang&oq=pizza+boo&aq=0z&aqi=g-z1g2g-m4&aql&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=214l1932l0l3869l8l7l0l1l1l0l187l716l3.3l6l0

Heh. Conan's glasses are for real.

that shit was awesome. seriously fucking amazingly awesome. thank you msu for making my day

MSUsousaphone wrote:I can't figure out how to embed this so just go watch it, aholes.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw[/youtube]

fify.

and yes. Penis Chopping Boom Boom Snacks are AWESOME.

the captions work WONDERS too.

BOOM.



so right. so PERFECT.

Yessss............ Yesssss............... Touch The Blue Beast..................... Yessss!

here's the thing about liking ladies of Asian descent. you kind have to accept that there's a LITTLE bit of pedo-bear in you since parts of them stay the same from when they're like 12 until they're 45. it's..... disturbing.

awesome, but disturbing.

and don't they moan like rape everytime?