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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:42 pm
by Achtane
That's true, but 90% of posts on ILF are about dicks or can be traced back directly to dick-related content. It's basically five degrees of penises.
I like my um...
I like my urination technique like I like my components, through-hole.
j/k i just piss all over the walls
Now the real question is, when it's 4AM and you have to go to the bathroom, do you turn the lights on and desperately try to aim even though you know it's gonna come out in a spread worthy of a blunderbuss, or do you sit down?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:30 am
by coldbrightsunlight
I sit down! Unless I'm hammered drunk and have forgotten that I hate my bathroom being covered in piss. Which, to be honest, happens more than I'd like.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:35 am
by behndy
i liiiiiike the sit-downs.
but i had a prince albert and when i took it out it left a drip hole in my ding ding.
DRIP. HOLE.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:41 am
by behndy
"..... plus they saw me taking a whizz. HOW WAS I S'POSED TO KNOW GOD DOESN'T DRAIN IT?"
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:49 am
by tuffteef
im a little bit confused about my destiny atm
i was super confident but now im just like shit... what if this doesnt work
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:31 am
by Schlatte
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:38 am
by Schlatte
tuffteef wrote:im a little bit confused about my destiny atm
i was super confident but now im just like shit... what if this doesnt work
+1....
It's the first time in my life where I don't exactly know what I want in the future and what the future has ready for me....
I'm graduating in June... after that I have to go to the military for 6 months (because every austrian male citizen over the age of 18 has.. fuck this shit system, yo). But after that? I don't fucking know. There are many jobs in austria.. in my field of education that I could apply for... but do I really want to start working right away? Or do I want to go to school for another 3.5 years to get a bachelors degree? I know that it would probably be better to fight through those additional years and get paid more later on.. but I'm feeling to start school-sick, you know?
I kinda want to work and I want to put my knowledge into valuable projects for me and for the company I'd be working at... but entry-level wages aren't that great... of course the paycheck gets bigger over time... but it would still be more money with a bachelors degree...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:06 am
by jrmy
Schlatte wrote:tuffteef wrote:im a little bit confused about my destiny atm
i was super confident but now im just like shit... what if this doesnt work
+1....
It's the first time in my life where I don't exactly know what I want in the future and what the future has ready for me....
I'm graduating in June... after that I have to go to the military for 6 months (because every austrian male citizen over the age of 18 has.. fuck this shit system, yo). But after that? I don't fucking know. There are many jobs in austria.. in my field of education that I could apply for... but do I really want to start working right away? Or do I want to go to school for another 3.5 years to get a bachelors degree? I know that it would probably be better to fight through those additional years and get paid more later on.. but I'm feeling to start school-sick, you know?
I kinda want to work and I want to put my knowledge into valuable projects for me and for the company I'd be working at... but entry-level wages aren't that great... of course the paycheck gets bigger over time... but it would still be more money with a bachelors degree...
I don't know what the university system is like over there, but college for me was a much different experience than all of the schooling that came before. It was much more about exploration and personal discovery. I made it a point to take some classes that were far outside my comfort zone, and paid the price, but it was worth it. Those were some crucial years for me, and I couldn't have done even a quarter of that exploration if I went straight into the workforce. Of course, everyone's different, but that's my two cents.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:23 am
by Schlatte
The problem here is that there are basically two separate university systems: One is the "normal" university, and one is the so called "Fachhochschule". Both are essentially the same, but the FH is more school-like than university. The problem is, that all the stuff I would want to learn is only available on those FHs, not on "normal" universities. So that would mean 3.5 years of school plus 6 months of military service or 6 months of military service and straight to work. The other problem is, that the schools I would have to go to, are on the other side of the country. It's not as big of a deal here in austria, because we're a lot smaller then you and your big ass 'merica, but still... I would need a place to live which I would have to pay for. So I would have to work additionally to school. That would mean that I wouldn't be able to take full time school route, resulting in a longer timespan of school. Guuuuhhhh...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:28 am
by Chankgeez
I'm not really sure why people are making such a big deal about Lance Armstrong doping.
Doping has been an accepted part of competitive cycling almost since its very beginnings as an organized professional sport.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:12 pm
by greyscales
Chankgeez wrote:I'm not really sure why people are making such a big deal about Lance Armstrong doping.
Doping has been an accepted part of competitive cycling almost since its very beginnings as an organized professional sport.
I don't get why people make a big deal about steroids in general.
If someone wants to pump themselves up with something to perform better, let them do it. The health risks are on them.
Seems like we would get more entertaining sports too. As much money as athletes make, we should get the most from them. If they look like freaks, at least they will have the money to balance it out.

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:37 pm
by goroth
Schlatte - take a break for a year or two and work. I think I would have got way better results in my first year of university (and probably kept at the degree I started instead of changing) if I had have taken a break from school. Plus you can use the money to finance your studies at uni. Don't Austrians have something like BAföG for financing your studies? Regarding what direction to take, you gotta study what you want to study, that's important. But if you are considering a career outside of Germany or Austria then a regular degree is likely to carry a lot more weight than one from a Fachhochschule. Of course it depends on your employer and your specific industry but yeah.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:04 pm
by Schlatte
Yeah.. I just thought I might as well push through it while I'm still used to school. My concern is, that when I work for a few years I won't really want to go back, you know.. And I know that the normal uni is the "real" university... but as I said, they only have the whole informatics and software stuff that I'm not THAT interested in.. and it's way too theoretical for me. Hardware-design and Embedded systems, electronic engineering, etc. is only available at the Fachhochschule. And those are the thing's I'm interested in. I'm just sick of all this theoretical bullshit that has absolutely no value in real life... The first three years of my current school (it's a HTL.. higher tier electronic engineering) we did nothing but learn every theoretical aspect of all that electronic junk... now the last two years were all like "yeah, forget that shit, it ain't workin' in real life". I just feel like I want to use my knowledge... I don't want to sound dick-ish but I know I'm way ahead of my classmates. I did not learn for a single test or exam for the last two years and I've got an A in all engineering related subjects. Even my class teacher says I might ass well just start teaching there.
As far as international jobs go- I can't leave. I just can't... We have this giant house we live in with my grandparents and all and they're not getting younger either. What when I decide to work somewhere far away? Sell the house? Oh hell no! Not over my dead body. Me and my dad put far too much work in this living situation and in the house in general. It's like abandoning a child or something. I can't do it. But I know that I have to go away... there are absolutely no jobs in Carinthia. But I've found some jobs with good career prospects in Styria and in Salzburg, so those aren't that far away (2 hour drive home). Of course I'd still have to rent a place there, but if something happened I could be home in 2 hours. I think I'll just wait and see... I can only apply for a job when I have my diploma, and I get that in June.. who knows what will happen until then... Maybe some job offers pop up in the area? And whatever I do, I'll have to do the military stuff anyway, so there are another 6 months of time to think... god I hate not knowing what will come... until now I have planned out everything I ever did... and now this.. I HATE THIS!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:09 pm
by tuffteef
jrmy wrote:Schlatte wrote:tuffteef wrote:im a little bit confused about my destiny atm
i was super confident but now im just like shit... what if this doesnt work
+1....
It's the first time in my life where I don't exactly know what I want in the future and what the future has ready for me....
I'm graduating in June... after that I have to go to the military for 6 months (because every austrian male citizen over the age of 18 has.. fuck this shit system, yo). But after that? I don't fucking know. There are many jobs in austria.. in my field of education that I could apply for... but do I really want to start working right away? Or do I want to go to school for another 3.5 years to get a bachelors degree? I know that it would probably be better to fight through those additional years and get paid more later on.. but I'm feeling to start school-sick, you know?
I kinda want to work and I want to put my knowledge into valuable projects for me and for the company I'd be working at... but entry-level wages aren't that great... of course the paycheck gets bigger over time... but it would still be more money with a bachelors degree...
I don't know what the university system is like over there, but college for me was a much different experience than all of the schooling that came before. It was much more about exploration and personal discovery. I made it a point to take some classes that were far outside my comfort zone, and paid the price, but it was worth it. Those were some crucial years for me, and I couldn't have done even a quarter of that exploration if I went straight into the workforce. Of course, everyone's different, but that's my two cents.
i thought i was the only one that had kinda school sick feeling but i feel like im just whining or something
its been 3 years full time 3 semesters a year 13 weeks each and im just starting to get burnt inside
the bad thing is even though im half way to my goal im having this feeling now....
another bad thing is that unlike alot of universities they allow you take classes from other areas of study which would have benefitted me greatly but at my uni you cant its strict music only,
so in saying that i have to go externally to another university to get the other half in another area of study to reach my personal goal but it just seems so far and im already tired...
i honestly dont know what to do anymore its alot of investment and it may not work ya know....

Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:42 pm
by goroth
what uni are you at tuffteef?