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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:26 pm
by actual
I've been meaning to; Tom Hardy's the shit, just not into sci-fi that much.
Enough about that, feeling like a buzzkill here. Get back to the dickjokes.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:04 pm
by neonblack
Don't think of it as sci-fi. It's an insane 2 hour car chase.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:07 pm
by imJonWain
^ yeah they more or less took the short parts of Mad Max 2 that everyone remembers it for (dunebuggy/car chases + BDSM gear) and made 2 hours of that with added females.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:11 pm
by $harkToootth
If you guys like Tom Hardy, TABOO was pretty cool. Not great, just cool. He and the female lead were very good. Jonathan Pryce is good in everything.
The show had a feel like early 90's Vertigo comics.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:48 am
by UglyCasanova
Okay, so here's my short contribution:
I'm a relationship duder. Ever since I was 13 I never stayed single for more than a few weeks or a month. When I was 19, my girlfriend at the time cheated on me, so I said "fuck this, I'm staying single". To top things off I figured I'd go without fapping. I went without fapping for almost a year and blueballs is a lie in the same way dudes pretending they're unable to sit cross-legged is a lie. What I learned: Men bitch about made up shit, and getting off after a year was a spectacular if somewhat short-lived experience.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:20 am
by Iommic Pope
Why did you waste your best years, son?
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:33 am
by popvulture
Yeah I'm confused. Fapping obviously goes hand in hand (oh, that one was unintentional) with being single. Why deny? 24 hour wack shack, yo.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:41 am
by $harkToootth
Technically the only things you enjoy in life are serotonin and dopamine. So it makes sense that the happiness was short lived.
Blue balls are as real as tone wood and the actual value of gold.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:45 am
by actual
Blue balls is not not getting off for an extended period of time. It's when you expect release but don't get it. It's so very real.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:46 am
by actual
And that was my 800th post. I'm proud.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:59 am
by popvulture
actualidiot wrote:And that was my 800th post. I'm proud.
The Dick Hiatus thread: where post counts come to grow (and show).
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:05 am
by $harkToootth
Anecdotal evidence, but I tried beating off the other day (month/year?) and my penis and I kind of looked at each other and said "What's the point?"
No release was had, except for the release from human sexuality.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:08 am
by actual
Forced wanks are never good. The urge has to come from within man.
Blue balls is more like when you're fucking and the chick gets up in the middle and says "this is wrong, are we together or what" and you're the type of dude who can't lie about shit like that, so your face tells her all she needs to know and she packs her shit and leaves and you're like fuuuuuck
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:09 am
by $harkToootth
actualidiot wrote:Forced wanks are never good. The urge has to come from within man.
Blue balls is more like when you're fucking and the chick gets up in the middle and says "this is wrong, are we together or what".

oh dear you are right! I enjoyed that Sir!
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:11 am
by actual
At last
