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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:10 pm
by MEC
snipelfritz wrote:Almonds wrote:Recently I've been having lunch with this girl that I went to grade school with. We hadn't seen each other in like 11 years and it turns out that we both now have similar jobs within walking distance downtown Chicago. It also turns out that she is fucking awesome and hilarious and smart and I really missed the boat on that apparently (give me a break, I was like 12). The real bitch of it is this: she is now living with a guy I went to college with and was in many many classes with but never talked to. My goal is clear: pull the old switch-a-roo. ...but how?
Kill him and start wearing his clothes. Maybe she won't notice.
I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:19 pm
by the_carl
MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:38 pm
by Chankgeez
the_carl wrote:MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
So, it's settled, we're making him change his Username?
(Maybe we can go on strike until he does?)
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:40 pm
by hbombgraphics
the_carl wrote:MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meet other people who claim to be named carl
because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:40 pm
by bigchiefbc
the_carl wrote:MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
Frey isn't his last name; however it is a subset which is contained in his last name.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:44 pm
by MEC
hbombgraphics wrote:the_carl wrote:MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meat other people who claim to be named carl
because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name
the_carl's name isn't really Carl.
the_carl is short for Theodore Carlsbergerson
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:47 pm
by bigchiefbc
Ready for shock? I'm not actually a chief.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:48 pm
by Officer Bukowski
hbombgraphics wrote:the_carl wrote:MEC wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.
If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?
Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.
I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meet other people who claim to be named carl
because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name
I thought the meat was intentional and pretty funny
Also, Theodore Carlsbergerson hahahahahaha
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:56 pm
by hbombgraphics
Yes MEAT!!!!
Theodore Carlsbergerson is a great name
But I am not sure I should be discussing this with a cop,
also: The big Chief may not be a chief but apparently he is big
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:58 pm
by greyscales
Everything is a lie...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:19 am
by Officer Bukowski
hbombgraphics wrote:Yes MEAT!!!!
Theodore Carlsbergerson is a great name
But I am not sure I should be discussing this with a cop,
also: The big Chief may not be a chief but apparently he is big
lol I think we're on the same page here. I also like Duane Westchester with and extra emphasis on the U
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:22 am
by hbombgraphics
and just for the record my name is
Henry Baumgartner Grafficios
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:38 am
by Officer Bukowski
And how can we forget the great Thaddeus Hogarth
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:35 am
by alexa.
bigchiefbc wrote:Ready for shock? I'm not actually a chief.
and I'm not really alex..
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:26 am
by phantasmagorovich
I see no reason in using any but my real name on the internet.