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Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:08 pm**

Add a lazer pointer and I'm sold

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:17 pm**

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:17 pm**

You guys. I'm an asshole.

The waitress is dyslexic.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:28 pm**

Punishment: extended hiatus.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:34 pm**

luckily it came up naturally in conversation. She was like "do you ever have trouble understanding my texts?"

"No! Not at all!" :picard:

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:40 pm**

Then you 96ed, right?

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:58 pm**

The hiatus stands

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:20 pm**

that's amazeballz

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:23 pm**

Invisible Man wrote:Then you 96ed, right?

I love a great dyslexic pun.

Posted: **Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:32 pm**

Iommic Pope wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:Then you 96ed, right?
I love a great dyslexic pun.

I howled.

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:52 am**

It's so bad that it's good

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:22 am**

Just did the monthly manscaping cause my baby turns 23 today, and we gon get on tonite. Jeremih Style.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMxOzxKYYo[/youtube]

Attempting to balance out the frustration and depravity of this thread here.

ps. she'd slap the shit out of me if she saw this post
pps. I cut my ballsack in the process

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:08 am**

Were you using scissors?

Posted: **Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:06 am**

Clippers...with no shield. And you know, the eh, wrinkles? Yeah.

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