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turned out to be a little old lady. oops.

Got drunk at home chilling out and watched revenge of the nerds, which I somehow loved despite how terrible it kind of is.

its a screwdriver type of night! all i know is, that when ever i wake up, my coke shits are going to smell like orange.

Here I am again!

Left work early and had a litre at the local German place (ja!) then home to pajamas, guitar, ILF, and more beers. Sometimes life doesn't suck as much.

i like the cut of your PJ wearing, drunken jip

FUCK, do i need to piss.

Few beers at home, not drunk but im just contented.

drunken cell phone chat wont probably make you cum. really depends on how wasted you are at the time. i spill my drunken seed toward 630 7am'ish.

Phone sex?

no, its more like drunken phone rape. you just take and take and take and take. disregarding what anyone else thinks or wants. it only works if you're really drunk, or if you were abused by hobo dwarfs that dress in camo outfits. no one cums in you in a camo outfit.

Couldn't they hang up? I'd feel silly whispering sweet nothings into a phone with no reciever

you are putting too much heart into your "FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA ME OVER THE PHONE, I LOVE YOU CAUSE YOU TOUCHED MY PHONE PENIS, BUT YOUR PROBALLY A MAN, BUT WHO CARES AS LONE AS WE'RE TOGETHER :::ENTERS ANUS:::"

just stop. STOP IT. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

STOP. for your own good. god damn.

FUUUUUCK. lick your own dick from now on. JUST STOP.

JESUS CRIST.... thats how he spells it now.

FUCK.

Drunk!

ifeellikeatourist wrote:Drunk!

Well that and your B.A. will get you nowhere...

sonidero wrote:

ifeellikeatourist wrote:Drunk!

Well that and your B.A. will get you nowhere...

Woohoo! Just one more semester!!!