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Achtane wrote:I saw a red stain on my bird's tail feathers and got kinda worried.

Then I remembered her flying from her cage, landing on my leg and immediately sprinting through my dinner last night.
It was fucking barbecue sauce.

You must have thought it was

So my dad is putting a frozen pizza in the oven, but he left it out while the oven preheats. I want to put it back in the freezer, but I think that would make me seem like a douche. No big deal, I'm just slighty neurotic over these sorts of things.

gotta let dat pizza thaw son

Achtane wrote:gotta let dat pizza thaw son

magiclawnchair wrote:

Achtane wrote:gotta let dat pizza thaw son

You people are crazy. It even says "Do not let pizza thaw" on the directions. Often, I'll move my freezer next to the oven, tip it over at a 45 degree angle, and open both the oven and freezer doors at once so the pizza just falls right into the oven. The plastic melts off and I couldn't care less about the popsicles. Except the pomegranate ones. They're delicious!

snipelfritz wrote:

magiclawnchair wrote:

Achtane wrote:gotta let dat pizza thaw son

You people are crazy. It even says "Do not let pizza thaw" on the directions.

But, are you saying you just let the plastic on the pizza melt while it's cooking?

i don't see why he wouldn't. those polymers are really good for you.

plus, crunchy.

my sweetie likes to twit me by asking "did you remember to take the plastic off the pizza before you put it in the oven?"

i feel so unruly eating both the chicken and the egg at the same time makes me feel satan TASTES SO GOOD

Wait are we talking about using condoms here?????

tuffteef wrote:i feel so unruly eating both the chicken and the egg at the same time makes me feel satan TASTES SO GOOD

Go to 6:17
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumBBBno_Vw[/youtube]

tuffteef wrote:i feel so unruly eating both the chicken and the egg at the same time makes me feel satan TASTES SO GOOD

Why can you eat eggs for breakfast, but people look at you weird for eating a BBQ chicken sandwich at 8am? It's the same goddamn thing.

I hate breakfast foods. Cold pizza and chili are my two favorite things to eat after I've woken up. If that's not available, black coffee and cigarettes.

Breakfast foods are best served as dinner. I agree 100% with the cold pizza, but I'll have to try breakfast chili sometime.

snipelfritz wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i feel so unruly eating both the chicken and the egg at the same time makes me feel satan TASTES SO GOOD

Why can you eat eggs for breakfast, but people look at you weird for eating a BBQ chicken sandwich at 8am? It's the same goddamn thing.

I hate breakfast foods. Cold pizza and chili are my two favorite things to eat after I've woken up. If that's not available, black coffee and cigarettes.

thats breakfast for me aswel i hate cold cereal taste like newspaper
im a leftovers man

Mudfuzz wrote:

tuffteef wrote:i feel so unruly eating both the chicken and the egg at the same time makes me feel satan TASTES SO GOOD

Go to 6:17
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumBBBno_Vw[/youtube]

must remember mayo
i still feel like if the chicken could talk he would say ITS BAD ENOUGH YOU GOTTA EAT ME, BUT U GONNA EAT MY KIDS TOO MAN? WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT SON!?

goes in time with
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtoqK0WMtM[/youtube]

HYPNOTIZING.

why do people listen to al green and marvin gaye and such to 'get in the mood' when mbv exists? seriously.