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Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:23 am
by Deltaphoenix
SECHSY
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:24 am
by foomanfat
Freakin' banana hands.
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:31 am
by TroySanders
behndy shaves just around his asshole and thats why i love him
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:36 am
by Deltaphoenix
SUPAH SECHSY
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:11 am
by behndy
im a fuzzy, fuzzy beast. except for in my downstairs fun zone.
looks like somebody drilled a glory hole into an orangutang.
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:46 am
by My name is Mudd
Thanks LOADS for that...
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:49 am
by Gozu
My name is Mudd wrote:Thanks LOADS for that...
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:31 pm
by behndy
MOOOHOHOHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAH!!
the imagery is ASTOUNDING isn't it?
"gah. that...... that section on that Sasquatch is so...... bare........ was there a...... a fire?"
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:46 pm
by behndy
sadly, while the imagery is amazing, it's not the truth. alas, i'm not really that hairy. can't grow a mustache, it just looks like trailer trash fuzz.
i'm more on the level....... of a Greek grrL who just entered puberty. some hirsute spots, but a lot of smoothness too.
my smooth, smooth man skin. never been tanned, milk white chocolate creaminess.
SO GENTLE UNDER YOUR FINGERS.
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:48 pm
by Deltaphoenix
I liked you better as an orangutang

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:56 pm
by behndy
*glues seven cats in strategic, nekid places*
.......... better?
(couldn't find any chinchillas to complement the smooooooothness of my buttery soft skin)
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:00 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Yur the best BEHNDOLICIOUS!
Fuck, I have so much house work to do. My semester just ended and having a house-warming party in a few days. At least I am finally going to get the mancave in order. Probably need to stop screwing off. I am sure I will do like when I was a kid, play with everything as I put it up and take all damn day..
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:13 pm
by behndy
YEP. i've been moving all my audio stuff into the living room since the grrL won't be back for at least 2 or 3 months i want my fucking off to be PRODUCTIVE fucking off.
and be "i've been moving" i mean i get about 2 minutes of actual work done then turn on the 360 and get distracted by CoD for the rest of the day.
WHY ARE THERE THREE AWESOME MODES ON THAT FUCKER WHY.
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:37 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Lunch Time! Just got a wooly mammoth clone...bad to the ass.
Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:54 pm
by Joe Gress
I should clean this room up a bit, practice my upright, hookup my practice amp, practice my electric, practice piano, look up musical terms theory and history for my JQ's in January, fill out applications for a job, and generally stop fucking around so much. But it's the first week of break and I work every night this week. So the rest of the world can go suck it.