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Deltaphoenix wrote:The last page is too true! I am already starting to not dig TB as much. You can't type fuck , FUCK MUSE, try your pedals in every order MOTHERFUCKER until you get it right.

You're alright

yah. Delta's got a little bit of pimp in him.

.......... Lemme Stick Some Moar Pimp In You joke is too easy. gonna pass on that 'un.

gahfaghl. hungry as monkey balls and JUST remembered i have some Noah's asiago bagels and veggie cream cheese here i picked up this morning.

fuck. YESH.

That grub sounds good! I am going to eat a pumpkin pie and go to bed. I have a big day, Transfer Student Orientation at UF. Gotta learn where to go to poop and where the library is.

Deltaphoenix wrote:That grub sounds good! I am going to eat a pumpkin pie and go to bed. I have a big day, Transfer Student Orientation at UF. Gotta learn where to go to poop and where the library is.

Tricks to finding where to poop at colleges:

Find the newest buildings, or the oldest buildings on campus. If they're new enough, classes won't have fully gotten rotated in, easy to have half of a building to yourself. If they're super old, they're usually faculty offices, those bathrooms are lightly traveled.
Find time while other folks are in class. Classes at my university are hour to hour:50. Poop about hour:20, and you're golden.
Odd floors! We have certain buildings that only 1 of the 2 staircases go all the way to the top floor. As a result, that floor is usually deserted.



It's amazing what 6 years in college will teach you.

Grrface wrote:

Deltaphoenix wrote:That grub sounds good! I am going to eat a pumpkin pie and go to bed. I have a big day, Transfer Student Orientation at UF. Gotta learn where to go to poop and where the library is.

Tricks to finding where to poop at colleges:

Find the newest buildings, or the oldest buildings on campus. If they're new enough, classes won't have fully gotten rotated in, easy to have half of a building to yourself. If they're super old, they're usually faculty offices, those bathrooms are lightly traveled.
Find time while other folks are in class. Classes at my university are hour to hour:50. Poop about hour:20, and you're golden.
Odd floors! We have certain buildings that only 1 of the 2 staircases go all the way to the top floor. As a result, that floor is usually deserted.



It's amazing what 6 years in college will teach you.

Sir, you are a shit ninja.

a..... Shinja if you will.

Heh, around here you just try to poop in the toilet that has the least amount of poo left from the last guy.

Joe Gress wrote:Heh, around here you just try to poop in the toilet that has the least amount of poo left from the last guy.

Ah, but a true shinja doesn't go to those particular bathrooms. They exist on my campus. They are horrible places, where the floors are always wet and yet slightly sticky, and the urinals are too close together. A proper shinja walks one building over for the pristine bathrooms that are as nice as the day they were put in. Gotta get my tuition worth out of these things, you see.

Junior High i went to was super ghetto. they took the doors off of the stalls in the guy's bathroom so they could come in and make sure no one was blowing up a joint or crack or ass fucking somebody.

one time i walked in and somebody had taken this huge, gloriously perfect, looked like it came out of a 10xSized ice cream machine swirly pointy top poo....... on top of the toilet seat.

to this day, i remember it as the most beautiful act of protest against injustice in the history of mankind. even if that's not what it really was, that's what it will always be to me.

behndy wrote:Junior High i went to was super ghetto. they took the doors off of the stalls in the guy's bathroom so they could come in and make sure no one was blowing up a joint or crack or ass fucking somebody.

one time i walked in and somebody had taken this huge, gloriously perfect, looked like it came out of a 10xSized ice cream machine swirly pointy top poo....... on top of the toilet seat.

to this day, i remember it as the most beautiful act of protest against injustice in the history of mankind. even if that's not what it really was, that's what it will always be to me.

Sounds HOT!!!

Speaking of add, why does this guy remind me of Hoy?

close. i don't think Hoy would need a Delusional Indian to lift the water thingie though.

Jack has the same hat in that movie that Hoy has on that strap website?

I could use a haircut.

That explains the hat, then...

i was just talking thar over with my madre/boss today.

her - "i thought we decided no hats at work?"
me - "urrrf.... you want me to get ready for work in 5 minutes when you don't want to open, and call me 7 minutes before i have to be there..... hair in a beanie vs shower is 30 minutes difference."
her - ".... shit. i might start wearing hats to work."

love headwear.