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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:14 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:23 pm
by $harkToootth
Sorry if I came off as insensitive in this thread. A lot of my close friends are female so I get the inverse perspective more frequently than the average person. My favorite was leaving the health services center when I was student. My school sold 10 condoms for a $1. As I am walking in, a young lady is walking out with her friends and I overhear, "I guess I should start having guys use these from now on". It took every ounce of my being not to keep my laugh suppressed.
Another glorious story is the time my friend Emily persuaded her boyfriend to have dry butt sex. Her reasoning was "they were bored"
Remember people, we evolved from primates, not swans.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:30 pm
by $harkToootth
Before I that last sentiment is taken out of context, that was in regard to mating patterns, not erratic, 'primal' behavior.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:44 pm
by ritz
This thread makes me sad too. Frog and Toad does too actually... it's like the little kid intro to melancholy
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:11 pm
by actual
sorry doods. let's make this thread happy again.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:17 pm
by BitchPudding
I request cat gifs.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:27 pm
by actual
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:35 pm
by actual
Don't mess with this one

The cat lazer thread that used to be about dicks.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:42 pm
by BitchPudding
CAT LAZER COMBAT

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:18 pm
by futuresailors
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:23 pm
by snipelfritz
ritz wrote:This thread makes me sad too. Frog and Toad does too actually... it's like the little kid intro to melancholy
I thought they were pretty chill, but I don't remember that well.
I kind of blur my memory of them with The Wind in the Willows though. That fucker Mr. Toad probably gets way more puss than he deserves.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:37 pm
by ritz
I don't remember which one is which, but I want to say it's Toad, who is often depressive and mopping, and Frog is always trying to cheer him up, but he just wants to lay in bed all day etc...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:56 pm
by Iommic Pope
snipelfritz wrote:ritz wrote:This thread makes me sad too. Frog and Toad does too actually... it's like the little kid intro to melancholy
I thought they were pretty chill, but I don't remember that well.
I kind of blur my memory of them with The Wind in the Willows though. That fucker Mr. Toad probably gets way more puss than he deserves.
Yeah werd. Mr. Toad is the archetypal old money crack fiend.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:10 pm
by actual
Lazer shooting doggos don't appear to venture in to space as much as lazer shooting cats

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:03 pm
by imJonWain
Yeah Toad was kinda mopey, but him and Frog were buds and always liked each other! It's just a more realistic children story showing how a lot of people care for each other. Some also claim there's more to the stories as the author came out late in life (40s, post marriage, post kids) and died of aids complications in the 80s. His daughter wrote a thing in the times about it years ago.
Not trying to bring the thread back down!