Sorry if I came off as insensitive in this thread. A lot of my close friends are female so I get the inverse perspective more frequently than the average person. My favorite was leaving the health services center when I was student. My school sold 10 condoms for a $1. As I am walking in, a young lady is walking out with her friends and I overhear, "I guess I should start having guys use these from now on". It took every ounce of my being not to keep my laugh suppressed.
Another glorious story is the time my friend Emily persuaded her boyfriend to have dry butt sex. Her reasoning was "they were bored"
Remember people, we evolved from primates, not swans.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Before I that last sentiment is taken out of context, that was in regard to mating patterns, not erratic, 'primal' behavior.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I don't remember which one is which, but I want to say it's Toad, who is often depressive and mopping, and Frog is always trying to cheer him up, but he just wants to lay in bed all day etc...
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Yeah Toad was kinda mopey, but him and Frog were buds and always liked each other! It's just a more realistic children story showing how a lot of people care for each other. Some also claim there's more to the stories as the author came out late in life (40s, post marriage, post kids) and died of aids complications in the 80s. His daughter wrote a thing in the times about it years ago.