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yah. there's a few buds over there, but all in all. BLEGH.

Mountain Dew? MOUNTAIN. FUCKING. DEW??!? THAT is the cultural yardstick you're going to hold my people to? i hate Mountain Dew. i always stock it when my brother in law visits because he asks for "Yama Dew" (Yama is mountain in Japanese), and that is fucking adorable.

so much better stuff than Mountain Dew out here. American style sushi? fucking delicious. Dim Sum? fuck. just in food i could go on for hourrrrrrrrrrrrs.

huh. maybe that's why i'm turning into a chubby bastard.

I'm swearing off pop and replacing them with Gin and Tonics.

Extra Lime.

i rarely drink soda, and when i do it's diet, so i don't get any calories from it. i mean, i'll get Alzheimers, but that was going to happen eventually anyway. my downfall is all the food accessories like sour cream and guacamole and motherfucking CREAM SAUCE.

and sweets. i'm a fiend for sweet snack foods.

mein. GOTT. they have a Bugles that is covered in caramel. i would fuck ten puppies to death with twelve kittens for that shit.

sweet + crunchy + salty = WIN. or my balls after i dipped them in a peanut butter and chocolate milkshake and let 'em dry.

Smart thinking to dip them in a cold milk shake,...that way there are no crackles when your testicles expand whilst warming up.

I only drink soda at work since it's so freely accessible,...then I learned that all I have to do is ask my favorite server then bam,...Gin and Tonic.

yessuh! i spend LOTS of time going over the particulars of Ball Dipping Action.

i'm as boring as All Rest Home Food Diet shit. i don't drink or drug'em'up. so that would be.... seltzer... water for me.

aqua con gas? NÒN.

Yes,...aka Carbonated Water, Soda Water, Club Soda

warwick.hoy wrote:I'm swearing off pop and replacing them with Gin and Tonics.

Extra Lime.

I love fucking Gin and Tonics. Bombay Sapphire or Hendricks.

Hendricks gets cucumber instead of lime though.

G&T is my shit.

behndy wrote:
sweet + crunchy + salty = WIN.

Has anybody ever noticed how snickers is turning into bullshit? It used to have salty crunchy delicious peanuts that you could flavor but now is lies and ground peanut dust.....payday though. Mmmm payday.

Snickers has always sucked.

PEANUT BUTTER TWIX ALL DAY

fuck me. peanut butter ANYthing.

the new peanut butter M&M's are pretty delicious. tiny bit of chocolate, theb peanut butter center. keeps the chocolate at enough of a mininum so you forget how shitty most American chocolate is.

fuck YOU Hershey. fuck you so HARD.

New? PB M&Ms have been out forever dawg.

PB Twix is the shit.

Hershey's does indeed suck.

PB Twix kills, but the Oreo bottom makes my mouth sad. it expects the normal Twix cookie. and that's weird, 'cause i scrape of most of the creme filling when i eat Oreo's.

Oreo's a funny word. Oreo. Ooooreooo. OREO.

"say Scuba Brock."

behndy wrote:fuck me. peanut butter ANYthing.

dude I live on peanut butter