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dubkitty wrote:Axel: you've been going full speed since the start of your term. what you're describing are the symptoms of exhaustion and not eating properly. take at least part of one day this weekend and do nothing but sleep for at least twelve hours. if you've been drinking a lot of coffee or tea, only drink a little. likewise for smoking or drinking alcoholic beverages. give your body some time to recover.

sounds like everything i've been doing pretty much - smoking, coffee, not sleeping enough... thanks for the advice...

um... in an hour i'm going to a court as a witness... because of my exGF is sueing her father for sexual abuse... it was enough talking to police about our relationship, but in a COURT?

that's not gonna feel any good... plus i don't feel like i can really help

hey i like your tattoos
thanks
hey you dont have any coke do you
no?
ah no worries just between us though right
okay?
wanna make some quick money?
ill pay you to fuck my girlfriend and ill watch
*spit*
fuck off cunt

REAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN A BAR TODAY
worst fucking day ugh so over it

tuffteef wrote:hey i like your tattoos
thanks
hey you dont have any coke do you
no?
ah no worries just between us though right
okay?
wanna make some quick money?
ill pay you to fuck my girlfriend and ill watch
*spit*
fuck off cunt

REAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN A BAR TODAY
worst fucking day ugh so over it

Shit, I mean even if your GF wasn't very attractive he could at least have been sensitive about it. What a jerk.

Birthday Boy wrote:

tuffteef wrote:hey i like your tattoos
thanks
hey you dont have any coke do you
no?
ah no worries just between us though right
okay?
wanna make some quick money?
ill pay you to fuck my girlfriend and ill watch
*spit*
fuck off cunt

REAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN A BAR TODAY
worst fucking day ugh so over it

Shit, I mean even if your GF wasn't very attractive he could at least have been sensitive about it. What a jerk.

Well was his(cause that's what I'm assuming is going on) girlfriend attractive? C'mon, coke-fueled potential prostitution and voyeurism. Sounds exciting to me!

you would be surprised how many times ive been asked to do silly things
girls AND guys asking me to take them home to fuck them then when i say im flattered but no thanks and walk off they throw money at me
never a day when im not being asked for drugs in bars, in the streets
girls and guys asking me to fulfill there weird fantasies asking me to throw them around and beat them up for money
to fuck there girlfriends and wives while they watch

its so disgusting man im not desperate for roots im not desperate for money and i dont have drugs to sell you
i dont care how hot they are if there asking me to fuck them after hello im sorry but im not desperate its just a major turn off for me

tuffteef wrote:you would be surprised how many times ive been asked to do silly things
girls AND guys asking me to take them home to fuck them then when i say im flattered but no thanks and walk off they throw money at me
never a day when im not being asked for drugs in bars, in the streets
girls and guys asking me to fulfill there weird fantasies asking me to throw them around and beat them up for money
to fuck there girlfriends and wives while they watch

its so disgusting man im not desperate for roots im not desperate for money and i dont have drugs to sell you
i dont care how hot they are if there asking me to fuck them after hello im sorry but im not desperate its just a major turn off for me

You're obviously too sexy for your own good. Or Australia is as weird as it is full of things trying to kill you.

Start messing with them... "okay but only if I can watch you perform... clerical duties..."

"No I don't know where you can buy drugs, do you know where I could purchase a small child and a horse?"

Scruffie wrote:

tuffteef wrote:you would be surprised how many times ive been asked to do silly things
girls AND guys asking me to take them home to fuck them then when i say im flattered but no thanks and walk off they throw money at me
never a day when im not being asked for drugs in bars, in the streets
girls and guys asking me to fulfill there weird fantasies asking me to throw them around and beat them up for money
to fuck there girlfriends and wives while they watch

its so disgusting man im not desperate for roots im not desperate for money and i dont have drugs to sell you
i dont care how hot they are if there asking me to fuck them after hello im sorry but im not desperate its just a major turn off for me

You're obviously too sexy for your own good. Or Australia is as weird as it is full of things trying to kill you.

Start messing with them... "okay but only if I can watch you perform... clerical duties..."

"No I don't know where you can buy drugs, do you know where I could purchase a small child and a horse?"

apparently my whiskey drinking tattoo loving rock and roll playing bad boy act is incredibly lucrative

but heres the thing been the same person since i was 18 i was the one getting turned down NON STOP never got asked dry as a bone

years roll on by
STUD MUFFIN

dont understand really dont

reminds me of the joke about the hooker who tells the john "for $500 i'll do anything" to which the guy gives her $500 and says "paint my house."

dubkitty wrote:reminds me of the joke about the hooker who tells the john "for $500 i'll do anything" to which the guy gives her $500 and says "paint my house."

lol'd so hard

when you stop caring, they just seem to jump all over you. ime.

alexa. wrote:when you stop caring, they just seem to jump all over you. ime.

This man speaks truth. I quit caring, and next thing I knew, I was married.

Both my headphones and computer speakers are starting to break up when listening to music with heavy bass or treble. & my car speakers are blown to shit. So many things I should replace....

Grrface wrote:

alexa. wrote:when you stop caring, they just seem to jump all over you. ime.

This man speaks truth. I quit caring, and next thing I knew, I was married.

God damn. I think I'll have nightmares about this.

kbithecrowing wrote:Both my headphones and computer speakers are starting to break up when listening to music with heavy bass or treble. & my car speakers are blown to shit. So many things I should replace....

FUCKING DUBSTEP

i hat ignorant ppl, especially when it comes to ppl who think their major or job is better then everyone else when theres fucking facts a statistics to prove its not, just cause ur doing what u think u love and would like to do does not mean its better then my major or ur going to be happy in 10 years when u cant get a job in that feild