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Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:42 am
by Eric!
THIS is why they said not to cross streams.

"Why not, Bill Murray?" "Well, you'll end up on the business end of a puckering shemale"


Just saw Coffee and Cigarettes the other day. Hat's off to Bill Murray for that one.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:48 am
by behndy
he's the man. i almos cried when he died in Zombieland.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:49 am
by Eric!
I...actually did

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:55 am
by behndy
*hugs*

it's ok! it was just a movie! Bill Murray is ETERNAL!

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:59 am
by Eric!
Only on February 2nd, I thought? He's the Ghosthog?

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:05 am
by warwick.hoy
Uh,....you can come to Spokane,....but you have to stay in a motel,....I know of a few pay by the hour joints.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:07 am
by Eric!
you mean like your basement?

you heard him! hourly joints in hoy's basement!

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:10 am
by behndy
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(none of those are sarcastic. that was VERY well played. both the GhostHog's Day AND the Ya Mama's Basement is ho-tastic.)

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:04 am
by warwick.hoy
I thought "take me" was in reference to Eric! wanting Thai Sheman flaccid penis in the bum.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:36 am
by Tigerbass
warwick.hoy wrote:I thought "take me" was in reference to Eric! wanting Thai Sheman flaccid penis in the bum.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:25 pm
by behndy
shit, who DOESN'T.

but i'm shallow. i could only date a hot mid-op tranny if my penis was bigger. so, i'm safe with that one.

MUST HUNT DOWN.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:16 pm
by Joe Gress
behndy wrote:shit, who DOESN'T.


I don't.

Had a nighmare involving a tranny once. She happened to be a vampire too.

Yeah, no mi gusta.

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:23 pm
by behndy
"you want to suck blood out of my WHAT???!?"

*looks around*

*sees nobody watching*

"...... ok...... just for a little bit though......"

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:30 pm
by warwick.hoy
Joe Gress wrote:
behndy wrote:shit, who DOESN'T.


I don't.

Had a nighmare involving a tranny once. She happened to be a vampire too.

Yeah, no mi gusta.


Reminds me of a Tick Episode (the primetime series not the cartoon) in which [pause] The Tick [pause] is in a hotel room trying to stage a dead The Immortal (died of natural causing while banging Captain Liberty) and a housekeeper comes in and see [pause] The Tick [pause] with the dead The Immortal and starts screaming,....then [pause] The Tick [pause] starts screaming then shouts "NO MOLESTE NO MOLESTE".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYKPGT8fY8[/youtube]

(about 7:20 in)

Re: Behndy's Smut Shop (TB and other bass related crap insid

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:31 pm
by My name is Mudd
I loved that show.