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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:44 am
by popvulture
^^^ LULZ
Your Movie Sucks by Roger Ebert
A collection of Ebert’s harshest reviews where he sticks it to several flops. Having this book on your shelf will imply that you want your dude to stick it to you like Ebert stuck it to Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:55 am
by D.o.S.
Own it. Love it. Same with Inherent Vice.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:41 pm
by $harkToootth
They forgot to include NOG by Rudolph Wurlitzer. There is a stream of consciousness account of a threesome on a commune where the young lady had both holes below the waist utilized. So avant-garde-garde literature, written in the 60's, about communes of the 60's and a butt sex orgy.
I have the book in storage currently.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:09 pm
by Achtane
MEC wrote:You should cut and paste this as a "Amazon Verified Purchase" review.
Good idea. This might be happening.
D.o.S. wrote:Faldoe wrote:Interesting direction things are going.
I'm looking into get a cock ring. Anyone ever use one? I was thinking of getting a few and putting them all on at once. Kind of like stacking dirt pedals.
Achtane to the rescue!
Yeah, don't do it dude. It's more like stacking EQ or something, you get diminishing returns after the first one.
They don't really seem to do anything for me anyway. You could get one of those ones with the integrated vibrator so it looks like you have a horrible growth on your dick AND you get to stab the shit out of her sensitive girly parts, in a bad way!
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:23 am
by MSUsousaphone
Well now that my six children are in bed.....time to see what these fuckas are in to.....
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:28 am
by jrfox92
MSUsousaphone wrote:Well now that my six children are in bed.....time to see what these fuckas are in to.....
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:59 am
by odontophobia
D.o.S. wrote:Own it. Love it. Same with Inherent Vice.
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"Own it. Love it."
In reference to Deuce Biggalow?
I laughed during that film. How can you not? It's like Joe Dirt.
A Happy Madison Production versus something Pynchon is involved in is definitely an excellent juxtaposition.
It's like bone marrow on a boiled hot dog.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:43 am
by $harkToootth
STRANGE WILDERNESS is the most underrated Happy Madison production.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:32 am
by Faldoe
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:33 am
by neonblack
Sad girls 4 lyfe
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:49 pm
by Jwar
This thread makes me sad. haha
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:01 pm
by $harkToootth
jwar, I brought you and neon some cookies...
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:26 pm
by imJonWain
I forgot how much I loved Frog & Toad as a kid. and now still.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:07 pm
by UglyCasanova
Wow. I just finished reading. This thread is ILF's locker room.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:12 pm
by jrfox92
UglyCasanova wrote:Wow. I just finished reading. This thread is ILF's locker room.
