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^^^ LULZ

Your Movie Sucks by Roger Ebert

A collection of Ebert’s harshest reviews where he sticks it to several flops. Having this book on your shelf will imply that you want your dude to stick it to you like Ebert stuck it to Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo.
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Own it. Love it. Same with Inherent Vice.

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They forgot to include NOG by Rudolph Wurlitzer. There is a stream of consciousness account of a threesome on a commune where the young lady had both holes below the waist utilized. So avant-garde-garde literature, written in the 60's, about communes of the 60's and a butt sex orgy.

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MEC wrote:You should cut and paste this as a "Amazon Verified Purchase" review. :cool:
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Well now that my six children are in bed.....time to see what these fuckas are in to.....
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MSUsousaphone wrote:Well now that my six children are in bed.....time to see what these fuckas are in to.....
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D.o.S. wrote:Own it. Love it. Same with Inherent Vice.

>,>

<.<

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"Own it. Love it."

In reference to Deuce Biggalow?
I laughed during that film. How can you not? It's like Joe Dirt.

A Happy Madison Production versus something Pynchon is involved in is definitely an excellent juxtaposition.

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STRANGE WILDERNESS is the most underrated Happy Madison production.
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Good info here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... ssion.html
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Sad girls 4 lyfe
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This thread makes me sad. haha
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jwar, I brought you and neon some cookies...
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I forgot how much I loved Frog & Toad as a kid. and now still.
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Wow. I just finished reading. This thread is ILF's locker room.
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UglyCasanova wrote:Wow. I just finished reading. This thread is ILF's locker room.
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