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Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:57 am
by 01010111
snipelfritz wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:aen wrote:JESUS CAN HEAL THE PAIN THAT IS IN YOUR HEART!
Look, I just don't know about all that... I have heard about what shepherds to to sheep
That's my one qualm with Christianity. You'd think after 2000 years they'd be able to come up with a new, more relevant metaphor. How about this:
God = Kirk
Jesus =
The rest of us = the crew of the Starship Enterprise
I call dibs on being Levar Burton!!!
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:27 am
by phantasmagorovich
I feel like this thread is going a good way. Proceed, imbeciles!
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:29 am
by theavondon
Fuck this thread.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:49 am
by snipelfritz
StudioShutIn wrote:snipelfritz wrote:That's my one qualm with Christianity. You'd think after 2000 years they'd be able to come up with a new, more relevant metaphor. How about this:
God = Kirk
Jesus =
The rest of us = the crew of the Starship Enterprise
I call dibs on being Levar Burton!!!
huh?...dude..wait...what?
Me does not =
, just trying to figure out the metaphor
(maybe a little bit
,though)
I was talking about the whole "I am the shepherd, you are sheep thing." Sheep herding just isn't as relevant as it was back then. I was presenting an alternative of "I am the Captain Picard, the lord God is our Captain Kirk and we are all the crew of the Starship Enterprise."
Ya' dig?
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:23 am
by phantasmagorovich
I am the TOAN, you're the fuzzes and the world is the amp.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:44 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
theavondon wrote:Fuck this thread.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:33 am
by theavondon
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:theavondon wrote:Fuck this thread.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:04 am
by tuffteef
theavondon wrote:Fuzzy Picklez wrote:theavondon wrote:Fuck this thread.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:36 am
by phantasmagorovich
tuffteef wrote:theavondon wrote:Fuzzy Picklez wrote:theavondon wrote:Fuck this thread.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:41 am
by snipelfritz
Loggins BAMP
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7-e6Yhu5SU[/youtube]
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:15 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Next one to post in here is Devi.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:35 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
Close, but not quite.
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:56 pm
by bob the r0bot
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:46 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Re: Thread Killer
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:51 pm
by snipelfritz
German is a psychotic language.
"Susen Kleinen"
