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I went to Costco today specifically to buy their crunchy dill salad in a bag
And like I bought some other stuff but if they didn’t have the crunchy dill salad in a bag I would have walked out
And like I bought some other stuff but if they didn’t have the crunchy dill salad in a bag I would have walked out
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I didn't have WiFi one weekend so I read some of my old files on my old laptop. I found my attempts at erotic fiction.
Two parts that are highlights:
1. I go to her house that evening. I bring a bag of almonds with me as a snack in case I get hungry.
2. This wasn't even part of the narrative but I wrote a note to myself that said, "I'm having a hard time visualizing the penis."
Two parts that are highlights:
1. I go to her house that evening. I bring a bag of almonds with me as a snack in case I get hungry.
2. This wasn't even part of the narrative but I wrote a note to myself that said, "I'm having a hard time visualizing the penis."
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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This is the post I've been waiting for$harkToootth wrote:I didn't have WiFi one weekend so I read some of my old files on my old laptop. I found my attempts at erotic fiction.
Two parts that are highlights:
1. I go to her house that evening. I bring a bag of almonds with me as a snack in case I get hungry.
2. This wasn't even part of the narrative but I wrote a note to myself that said, "I'm having a hard time visualizing the penis."

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I would make a case for Paul too - Band on the Run is (IMO) the best post Beatles jamgoroth wrote:George best beatle.
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Ringo is best.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hrIiPbDs[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hrIiPbDs
Faul is second best.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hrIiPbDs[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hrIiPbDs
Faul is second best.
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I’d take Yoko over the rest of them.....
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The only one of that bunch that's anything approaching listenable.
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But Paul is just such a happy fucking side-headbanging nerd. Martin Mendez is the only dude who gets away with the side headbang.retinal orbita wrote:I would make a case for Paul too - Band on the Run is (IMO) the best post Beatles jamgoroth wrote:George best beatle.

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Pots not toasting
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Sorry, all we have is death and dill salad.MechaGodzilla wrote:give me posts and give me death
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Dear Kent's diary,
It's 2 am, and I am listening to Don Cab and dreaming of dill salad.
It's 2 am, and I am listening to Don Cab and dreaming of dill salad.
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This is good communes.Eivind August wrote:Dear Kent's diary,
It's 2 am, and I am listening to Don Cab and dreaming of dill salad.
Elsewise, pull weeds, plant native plants, no deodorant, no christ, no chewing gum, no vaccuum for your tenfoottruck, no loud sportsfuck you bought with your debt, nobody runs microwave popcorn anymore, no business breathing, no haliburton hallelujah, to crossing street to throw out trash without the trash of smart phone in other hand, no microwave, no longevity, no attention, no compassion, no quality, no place for you to find you, no need unmolested by sense of profit, no edification of who you coulda been, no sick soul, no mouthwash, no rainguard, no crossing guard, no guarded shame, nobody wanna get dirty, nobody honoring the need for hurt. Pull weeds. Plant native plants. Elsewise, please give your gametes to yon composter...
Goddamn.
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Jrmy put som Don Cab on a mix tape for me.
They seem to be kind of easier for metal heads to get into than other bands of that ilk. I should maybe actually listen to them more.
They seem to be kind of easier for metal heads to get into than other bands of that ilk. I should maybe actually listen to them more.
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I wanna be the way you close your milk off...goroth wrote:Jrmy put som Don Cab on a mix tape for me.
They seem to be kind of easier for metal heads to get into than other bands of that ilk. I should maybe actually listen to them more.

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