ILFSS wishlists and do's and don'ts

[goroth]

Also, last year I stalked Jwar. I initially kept an excel file with funny stuff he said about his boner but I was up over thirty quotes from 3 months of posting and I gave up. Too many bonerz.

[DRodriguez]

Eh, just my opinion. Clearly in the minority. Not everyone participating is a power user here. I believe I thoroughly stalked and teased two of y'all last year pretty well.

tl;dr:

[crochambeau]

The debate bounding around on this thread is funny. It's meant to be populated by the willing (if not eager) stalkee, and it is up to the stalker to determine how, whether, or not to use it.

I don't want to be too forthcoming, because I'm a grumpy old asshole (not actually that old ya fuckin varmits), but I will state the following because these are things that I feel deeply about: edited in a moment of clarity

L or XL.
Favourite books are old technical manuals & early science fiction.
No food allergies to speak of, but I won't eat sea bugs and don't like milk.
I live in a state that lets me walk to the corner pot shop and go over the counter on the rare occasion I want to stretch beyond a glass of dry wine or rich dark beer, so as far as illicits are concerned I'd save yourself the trouble unless you have a time machine.

[D.o.S.]

Eh, just my opinion. Clearly in the minority. Not everyone participating is a power user here. I believe I thoroughly stalked and teased two of y'all last year pretty well.

tl;dr:

I definitely wound up relying on this thread both years because my Santees were not active posters.

[JonnyAngle]

Eh, just my opinion. Clearly in the minority. Not everyone participating is a power user here. I believe I thoroughly stalked and teased two of y'all last year pretty well.

tl;dr:

Exactly.

Jwar is definately
Getting the MBV box set

[coupleonapkins]

XXL, since most t-shirt companies have switched to ring-spun cotton, & because I wash everything in hot water (& probably explains why I'm always broke). Also, pretty big anyway (Chef Boyardee).

Candy is great (sweet gummi everything), I don't drink (alcohol, or coffee), but no allergies to speak of (do your worst), all of which is why I probably don't post enough about myself (choose your own adventure).

[01010111]

I've always been a big fan of reading through my stalkee's posts? I like the stalking because it gets me more active than I normally am and helps me feel like I'm more involved in this rad community. Love all y'all



Music: digital. I don't have anything that can play anything else.

My body size: extra medium. Medium always fits. I forgot my hat size, but I know I've posted it in previous years. Don't buy me anything to cover my legs.

Movies: love movies, but don't have anything to play them on. As long as it's not some blockbuster I'll probably like it. The weirder the better, though.

Music: the weirder the better. If it's top 40 from any time period, I'll probably hate it. I'd love to hear what you think deserves more attention, though!

Gear: I'll post gear pics.... I'll love anything tbh. Right now I'm pretty well set on my pedalboard, but I'm trying to figure out what kind of effects I wanna use with my synth stuff. So, I'd love fun dirt, weird multi effects things, overdrives, oscillating anything, circuit bent thingers, noisemakers, pretty much anything you send me I can use and have fun with. The only things I don't like are subtle effects.

Foods: no allergies, prefer gmos and hormones and non-organic. Ever since I moved to Oregon that mindset's been driving me nuts. I like all candy except black licorice and coconut anything. Please don't mail me anything illegal.

[popvulture]

I'm yapping on here enough to be a pretty easy stalk, I imagine. Shirt size M, unless it's one that runs small (e.g. American Apparel), then L is good. And I don't drink. Other than that, have fun.

Oh and don't buy me a scarf, because DoS is already knitting me one.

[D.o.S.]

Uh I think you're Santa will be good to go: I don't have a lot of back hair so this is taking a while, sadly.

[popvulture]

Like fine merino!

[Achtane]

Benzos
XXLT shirts
A homemade super eurobeat mixtape

[Inconuucl]

M size shirts.
Dark chocolate if you are doing chocolate snacks.
Anything with milk will only serve to kill me (because I will eat it anyways...)

[jrfox92]

Uh I think you're Santa will be good to go: I don't have a lot of back hair so this is taking a while, sadly.

I'd like to make note of D.o.S.'s misspelling of "you're."

[crochambeau]

Uh I think you're Santa will be good to go: I don't have a lot of back hair so this is taking a while, sadly.

I'd like to make note of D.o.S.'s misspelling of "you're."

Wouldn't that be a misspelling of "your"?

(is seriously ducking and running right now because people get clazy about word order)

[Aquietcabin1978]

Uh I think you're Santa will be good to go: I don't have a lot of back hair so this is taking a while, sadly.

Time to take up a collection to aid the cause. Maybe a kickstarter campaign.