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Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:08 pm
by ProCarsteNation
goroth wrote:shit pedals, wild hyperbole and creative bankruptcy
GREAT title! :thumb:
Expect my triple-album tomorrow....

as for Kirk: tehee :snax:

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:48 pm
by ThorZ
Fuck you Kirk. You dick.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:55 pm
by D.o.S.
I finally got a chance to read it.

Proud of all the ILF fam, but I think Catalinbread wins it so far.
@KirkHammett Nah, yr not the first guitar player making pedals. Kudos for doing something unique like a TS with compression switches!

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:00 pm
by Uncle Grandfather
Image

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:09 pm
by mulekicker
popvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/

This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.

Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.

And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

Image
Holy shit, I literally did a spit take when I saw this! Cleaning coffee off couch, gotta change my shirt, worth it!

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:55 pm
by Casavettes
Uncle Grandfather wrote:Image
:lol:

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:22 pm
by Chankgeez
Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:42 pm
by daseb
repoman wrote:I hope they have 18 different types of wah wahs
lolololololololol

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:46 pm
by doommeow
Chankgeez wrote:
Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".

Next project: A toilet company made by a piece of shit?

Image

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:50 pm
by Chankgeez
#metallivesmatter

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:10 pm
by rustywire
D.o.S. wrote:
I finally got a chance to read it.

Proud of all the ILF fam, but I think Catalinbread wins it so far.
@KirkHammett Nah, yr not the first guitar player making pedals. Kudos for doing something unique like a TS with compression switches!

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:00 pm
by daseb
doommeow wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:
Teej212 wrote:what are the odds these pedals will be oozing with goop?
I think you mean "poop".

Next project: A toilet company made by a piece of shit?

Image

I'm at work so pretend I photoshopped Lars' head over Kirk here. Also a giant Lars coming out of the toilet.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:32 pm
by popvulture
I'll help out since you're at work...

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:40 pm
by Iommic Pope
This has made my day.

Re: Kirk Poopface Hammett

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:14 pm
by decomposing
mulekicker wrote:
popvulture wrote:Fun to see the builders getting in on the action...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvV8SxvMDo/

This is brutal to watch. I will say that in all the dumb Metallica horseshit we've had to deal with over the past decade and a half, KH hasn't spent nearly as much time getting lambasted as Lars and Hetfield, and rightly so. I remember thinking he was the only one in Some Kind of Monster (ok, well... Jason Newstead, but we're talking still in the band) who seemed to be remotely reasonable. I mean... obviously out of touch, but nowhere near as much of an abject choad as the others.

Welp, not anymore, dude. Way to throw yourself on the shitty bonfire.

And, just because I think this image belongs in every Metallica thread:

Image
Holy shit, I literally did a spit take when I saw this! Cleaning coffee off couch, gotta change my shirt, worth it!
these fuckers are so out of touch
but so are the masses who support these asshats
they'll sell millions probably because shit sells these days
I guess
why does everything suck?